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month-end

(a)A term used by the financial district's employees to give an explaination of their work level. (b)a poor term for being busy used to create importance like many terms used in the financial district. (c) A term used to show your contempt for the person or persons you are speaking to as in your mind they are ignorant to what you are doing!
(a)"Fancy going for a beer?" reply,"no its month-end"
(b)"why are you such a prick?" reply, "its month-end!"
(C)"whats up with you?" reply, "its month-end!"
by City Boy May 16, 2007
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Scary Ending

Your watching a scary movie with a girl and you have to start jerking off without her knowing (ex. under a blanket). Right when a scary part arrives, you jump up and start screaming. Then you procede to bust all over her face while continuing to scream. She will be very very startled.
"yoo rite in the middle of the movie I gave that bitch a scary ending"
by LDL July 16, 2008
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Sad Ending

When you get a massage and have them euthanize you at the end.
"I can't even get hard anymore. I guess I'll just take a sad ending." - guy on massage table.
by sad_boi_eurobeatoff May 17, 2018
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Netflix ending

A movie on Netflix that drags on without improving and has a shitty/lackluster ending which ruins the overall perception of the show
That was such a Netflix ending, I feel like I just wasted 2 hours of my life!
by H_C_123 October 17, 2019
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Chicago Ending

A term originating in the Chicago metropolitan area describing a particular style of semen facial where the man lovingly and perfectly bisects his partner's face with his ejaculate as to avoid said partner's eyes. A Chicago Ending typically describes the man's intent rather than deed, as it is difficult to execute a perfect Chicago Ending in practice.
OMG, Andy took me out to dinner in Chicago last night, and later gave the me the best Chicago Ending. It was so sweet and fitting.
by Gans December 5, 2012
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the end of the world

awesome cartoon on ebaumsworld under animation

About how the world will soon end b/c of the USA andnukes
"Man, the end of the world is so fuckin hilarious, i fuckin pissed my pants and almost shit in them, BIOTCH!"
by this guy June 9, 2004
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text end

1. when youve been talking to someone for a while and you run out of things to say, so your conversation ends awkwardly.
2. when someone says something so un-answerable that the conversation cant go on any longer.

both should should be avoided if possible.
1. *after 5 hours*

person 1: thats gay

person 2: i know

person 1: yeah

(text end)
2. person 1: guess what?

person 2: what?

person 1: i had dirty sex with a prostitute last night, and now i have aids.
by .adgjmptw May 27, 2009
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