hop humper

A man with a small dick and cannot satisfy you with it and hops around doing it to other women

Wow Brian is the towns hop humper according to the ladies at the bar!

by wio April 22, 2023

closet humper

a mammal with no balls that humps uncontrollably

"i walked into the bedroom and that closet humper wouldn't leave my teddy bear alone!"

by anero7 May 24, 2023

Heathen Humper

Someone who actively seeks out sexual experiences with someone who has mental health issues

Going to the bar to pick up drunk women and take advantage of them, makes you a real heathen humper.

by Tres Gee July 2, 2023

couch humper

JD VANCE

Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.

by Yum yum police July 22, 2024

Couch humper

JD Vance

JD Vance is a couch humper

by BnuuyTheLoser August 10, 2024

Couch Humper

People who like to have sex with couches.

J.D. Vance is a couch humper.

by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024

nathan humpdani

Name of a person: Nathan
Artributes: Edging king for anyone named "annabelle" in sight of them, Loads mostly 500-700ml of cum

i touh kids
-nathan humpdani

by tasqussy manager January 14, 2024