Kapn Hook

to go hard in a joan fest and go a rant at the end.

person 1:
There is a new robot
he likes girls but he's got no shot
he is as dirty as a used sock
when you go near him wear a smock
his swag is rusty, kinda like his cock
person 2: dang son you just pulled went kapn hook on em

by Da HOOk MAn December 9, 2009

Pumpkin Hook

A variant on the standard wedgie when the waistband of the victim's underpants is pulled up so high, he has no alternative but to flip forward as he who executes the maneuver gives a 'helping push' in order to to encourage the best possible flip (the victim ideally completing a full roll after hitting the ground). The simultaneous pulling on the band of the underpants while pushing the victim forward is said to resemble a "hook"-like motion.

The "Pumpkin Hook" takes its name from the hamlet known as Pumpkin Hook in Farmington, NY (western Finger Lakes region of NY state; Ontario County). It is here whence maneuver originated and has been practiced, at least under this name.

1) No no, this wasn't just a run-of-the-mill wedgie...they gave that poor botard a full-blown Pumpkin Hook right there in front of the school while all the buses were loading. I felt pretty bad for the S.O.B.

2) It was all fun and games until he Pumpkin-Hooked his buddy and things turned ugly pretty fast.

by 14564 native son May 6, 2013

hook nose

derogatory statement to describe someone of the jewish faith or of semetic heritage. also see Kyke heebshylock yid

that hook nose has stiffed us out of every penny we have, lets smear his house with ham

by Tom Rowsell June 18, 2007

Alabama Hooking

When you encounter a hooker who happens to be a family member but you still have sex with them

Dude, I saw this really hot hooker yesterday. She was my sister but I still went Alabama hooking

by lolbird21 October 2, 2017

off the hook

basically, it means its great party.

That party was off the hook!

or
"Don't get cooked, stay off the hook" lolololololol

by Lolwhaddup January 15, 2019

donkey hook

adj. term is used in the game of golf. when you have aproached your ball and swing wildly sending the ball on a 75-90 degree angle from where the ball was struck from.

mike said to bobby "keith sure donkey hooked the shit out of that one"

the only way your getting around that tree is to donkey hook it.

hey bobby what's up for the weekend? you wanna go donkey hooking?

by yomikey75 March 20, 2009

Sky hook

An unguardable basketball move perfected by the great Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Pass to Kareem. Goes up with his sky hook. Easy two points

by xXDoritosQuikSkoper420BlazerXx June 28, 2016