helpline

Never any help, with usually a foreign person on the other end or an English miserable person.

Hello there, how can I help?

by Andy January 9, 2004

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get some help

What you say to a crazy person

Phytriatic inmate: I want to fuck a goat sideways

Me: get some help

by Deltatangofoxtrot February 19, 2018

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helpted

Pronunciation: \help'ted; Southern often \hep'tid.
Function: Transitive verb

Helpted is a word used by ignorant, sometimes retarded individuals in place of the word helped, the past tense of help.

"Yo Justin, I helpted Max on the deli"

by My Name 315 March 15, 2007

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helper pillow

While in the missionary position, placing a pillow underneath the hips of the one on the bottom. This raises the hips upward to create a more enjoyable and deeper penetration.

Honey, wait, this bed is too saggy. Let's get a helper pillow.

by soon 2. b. unemployed December 26, 2012

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helplessly pretty

1) a person who is pretty but is also a ditz
2) a person who is so pretty everyone who sees them becomes helpless
3) a person who is naturally pretty without any help from makeup or products

A) she's cute, but I realized she's just helplessly pretty after having math with her
B) "I can't even talk when I'm around her!" "No one can, she's helplessly pretty"
C) she might look good with all that makeup caked on her face, but I'm helplessly pretty.

by Hoopsi September 26, 2013

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