Haider Arslan

This specific Haider is one of the sexiest and most intelligent guys you’ll ever meet. The first thing you’d notice are his big brown eyes and sandwich-sized abs that burst through his shirt. When you see him walk down the street you would immediately think of quitting your job and staring at him for a living. Haider likes to dominate in video games (and in real life *cough*). Legend has it Haider has successfully scammed 3729289 RL players into earning unreasonable profit. He lives on Mount Olympus and eats clouds to stay healthy. Don’t ask me why. Haider has so many friends but his best friend would probably be some super cool dude named Cameron or smth idk. Never doubt Haider. Never underestimate Haider. He is here to take your heart. And your wife. Stay safe Amigos. And as the legendary Haider would always say, “ Who needs protection when you have Haider”.

“WTFFFFF THATS HAIDER?!!! I NEED TO DATE HIM SO BADLY URGH”

I’m quitting by job to work for Haider Arslan. I want him to dominate me.

by LocalChad420 September 9, 2021

Cedric Henderson

Amazing, beautiful, caring, dear, exquisite, fun, great, handsome, intelligent, joyful, kind, loving, masculine, nice, old school, perfect, Quintessence, romantic, sext, terrific, ultimate, vivid, warm, x-quisite, yum makes u want to jump him, zelous.

The man a girl dreams of. The reason for my smile. The MOST divine man on earth. The kinda man that makes your heart skip a beat, give you goosebumps, and just want to melt inside. Perfect. The kind of man you pray for and make you thank God for sending him your way. Irresistible. Cedric the one you want in your life FOREVER.

Cedric Henderson ...perfection.

by lucky in love May 22, 2013

Alts-heimer's

The loss of an item due to being unable to remember which character it was stored on.

Billy was going to give me his Magical staff of fire last night but he got a stroke of Alts-heimer's and can't remember where it is.

by Acidictadpole March 6, 2009

heiferized

the action of most women after settling down and living off the man of the house.

heifer:a female cow or a fat married woman(heiferized)

by northern new york December 29, 2008

heiferitis

Heiferitis is the stage of being slightly under obese. You are not quite obese, but yet not skinny. Although a disorder, you can still get guys every 3 months or so.

Rachel suffers from heiferitis so therefore gets laid about once every 4 months.

Julia wanted to get with Shawn but he told her to see the doctor about her heiferitis before (she weights more than Shawn).

Because of her heiferitis, Monique just had 3 slices of pizza but could still do dinner.

by doublejointed6 March 24, 2017

heder

A tall, handsome guys with a flawwless face. Many women will fall in love with him. One of a kind

You're such lucky because your face are so heder

by Itshe4er April 23, 2018

Heier

Little boy

Tommy: did you hear Carl is a heier
Tony: nah man

by Jeffreyogloc October 7, 2019