heavy load

Asking a lot from someone.

"Bru, I need you to cover me at the bar tonight and let me crash at your place"

"Dude... heavy load."

by SeanAndrew January 16, 2009

heavy lifter

The other man keeping a wife occupied and happy while her husband is away on business. She stays in the marriage because her emotional needs are fulfilled by the "heavy lifter", and her financial needs are fulfilled by her husband. The "heavy lifter" isn't purely a sex partner, he provides her with her emotional needs as well. The relationship is more than a physical arrangement. Emotions are involved.

Her husband is out of the country for another month; it's time for the heavy lifter to come around.

She feels lonely without her rich husband around. She needs her heavy lifter.

I heard she's been married for so long only because she had a heavy lifter.

A: "Her husband is always away on business. I wonder how she keeps it together?"
B: "I hear she has a heavy lifter keeping her happy while he is away"

by geish May 4, 2014

Heavy Metal

A kind of music that kind cause you to release your inner urine and feces upon your disc player!

It makes just walk right over to your stereo,open up the door on you CD player and just pee and poo therein and then smash the lid back closed.

by Satch Johnson February 25, 2005

heavy metal

heavy metal rules!!! ignore the negative posts.they are heavy metal haters!!!

blacksabbath,slayer,metallica,motley crue,poison,superjoint ritual.

by jj August 2, 2004

Heavy Metal

Heavy metal is a louder, way better version of rock and roll, created mainly by Black Sabbath and later revolutionized by Metallica and other bands from that era. Today, the best metal bands are 5 man bands consisting of 2 guitars, 1 bass, vocals and drums(such as Lamb of God and Devil Driver). The 2 guitars play the main tune, while the bass guitar plays a deeper, underlying tune that compliments the guitar and also the drummer's beats. Guitar in heavy metal goes from one end of the scale to the other, and good metal riffs are complex, awesome sounding and difficult to play. Therefore, metal guitarists are some of the most skilled guitarists. Drummers play fast, energizing beats usually incorperating a double bass. Metal drummers are also very skilled and adept at using double bass kickers. Vocals are usually not sung because heavy metal is loud, and you have to scream to make yourself heard over the music(also, screaming fits with the powerful and energetic sound of heavy metal - singing just doesn't sound right sometimes). So before you stereotype heavy metal into evil and satanic music, at least take a moment to appreciate the awesome music that is HEAVY METAL!!! \m/ 0_0 \m/

Awesome metal bands include Lamb of God(Burn the Priest), Metallica, Black Sabbath, Slayer, DevilDriver, As I Lay Dying, BloodShotEye, Chimaira, In Flames and Trivium.

Guy 1: You going to the Unholy Alliance Tour?
Guy 2: FUCK YEAH, Heavy Metal kicks ASS!!
Guy 1: Yeh, and fuck those emo bitches who won't go!
Guy 2: YAAHHHH!!! \m/

by Emoisforfags August 31, 2008

heavy weapons

Weapons intended for mass interdiction. This includes demolition, rocket-propelled grenades, squad automatic weapons, and stationary machine guns. Basically anything big and heavy that isn't readily shoulder-fired and does massive amounts of damage.

Normally a line of T-72 tanks would have meant trouble, but to the heavy weapons specialists of Bravo team they were flyspecs.

by Chrono June 20, 2004

heavy duty

The duty or act of getting with the fat friend in the group of girls we are trying to have sex that night.
Taking one for the team

Sorry Bro, looks like your on heavy duty tonite.

by Phucker January 17, 2007