Shootin' handles

The act of imbibing copious amounts of hard liquor straight from the bottle, in the "double-fisted," style.

"Hey, Jack! Let's go to the club and shoot some handles."
"You got handle shootin' money?"
"I'll pay. Nothing more valuable than two bros shootin' handles."

by Handleshooter321 February 18, 2018

ejection handle

The aluminum rail frequently located along the walls of the handicapped restroom stall that allows the occupant to gain extra leverage to help them evacuate a tough to eject shit.

Paul: Henry! What are you doing standing here there's tons of stalls available?!?
Henry: I know I know, but I've got to use the handicapped stall since I haven't been able to shit in a week and I'm going to need to use the ejection handle to get this baby out!
Paul: 10-4

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021

Queer handle

A ponytail on a homosexual male. Could also be on a lesbian. (Ex. She could have a strap on dildo attached and fucking her significant other, while holding on to the ponytail of the fuckee.)

Emory fucked Owen in the ass while grabbing Owen’s queer handle. Ex. Kind of like reigns on a horse.

by GA-CHAMP🤙🏻89 May 11, 2021

Pam-handling

Sponging off your followers by begging for money or free trade services, by making up sob stories about how hard your life is. Meanwhile posting pictures of your expensive house or apartment and all the fun things you're doing.

Did you see Katie online? she was Pam-handling again. She said she over-drafted her bank account and asked her followers to send her money because she wanted to get drunk tonight.

by f-offer July 31, 2023

i'd handle

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

guy 1 "dude did you see her"

guy 2 "yeah, i'd handle"

by ngonzo April 18, 2009

the pan handle

it's when a guy hovers over a girl while the girl tosses his salad (aka eats his butt hole) and simultaneously reaches around him and gives him a hand job.

no examples of the pan handle

by The One and Only Tiny Tim February 4, 2010

"oh shit" handle

the handle above you head in a car or truck whenever an oh shit moment is about to happ

oh shit we're fixin to roll over earl grab the "oh shit" handle

by superneck December 28, 2013