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cock handler

one who handles to many cocks either gay men or a whore
hey dude i was so drunk i got with a cock handler.

i think the guy drinking the martini is a cockhandler
by Trey/AAron December 16, 2008
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handle your scandal

When someone is very high/drunk and they are being obvious about it, you tell them to "handle your scandal" as a way of telling them that they are attracting too much attention.
Guy 1: whhoooooaaaa man im SOOOO high!
Guy 2: Bro handle your scandal there is a cop right there!
by mcellis September 7, 2011
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Handle

A word that can be used to replace almost any verb, but which adds extra emphasis to whatever verb it is replacing, while also adding an extra touch of masculinity.
Example 1.
Person1. Hey do you wanna handle a couple forties tonight?

Person2. I think we will handle more than just a couple!!!

Example2.
Person 1. Yeah man we just handled some Burger King a couple hours ago.

Person 2. Sweet man lets go handle some people on Halo 3!!!

Example3.
Person1.Dude did you see how Mike handled that one chick at the bar? She was on his jock all night!!!

Person2.Yeah man, he handles all the time!!! Maybe with training I'll be able to handle the same way.

Example4.

Person1.Hey were going to go to the beach today and handle a swim, you wanna come?

Person2. Naw man, I have work today, I have to go handle.
by Graveyard Vic August 24, 2009
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hanal

she is bffs with nititty and is dating the the cheesiest goober ever joshington. she has lots of friendos but her knee hates her oh and we can’t forget about the metal rods in her back. running is funning!!!
hey looks there’s a hanal mahoener over there next to the nititty and joshington
by vikkicashmoneyyyyy September 16, 2019
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baggage handler's arm

A description of the penis of a man who has overindulged in sexual self labour. As in to border on double figures for the number of times he has spanked the monkey in one day. It refers to the friction on a baggage handler's arm as it is pulled in and out of bags causing it to become bright purple and sore.
"Dude, that guy's 'played the pecker banjo' so many times today! He must have a dick like a baggage handler's arm."
by No Name Johnny September 22, 2005
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Pull Handle

This is a way to drink your alcohol right from the 1.5 liter bottle. If you pull a handle your no longer a man but an alpha. Shots are for an infant in comparison. If you breath while consuming the alcohol you're reverted back to man status. Many who try die those who live, are legends.
Man: Whoa! how did you down that whole bottle of vodka?
Alpha: Lets just say your a man... and I have evolved into something greater. I call it Pull Handle.
by ssjassassin April 17, 2011
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Born with Handles

1 A man or woman with a large booty where-in the partner has an excess amount of fat to hold onto during sex. 2. Large folds of fat that can be used during a sex act.
Man, that girl is thick! You know she was Born with Handles !
by the2ndflood October 4, 2007
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