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rectal hammering

Rectal hammering, verb, adj, it is when you experience a situation when lots of air rushes out your bum in an air hammer manner, some people that suffer from rectal hammering can experience this hundreds of times in a day.
"OMG these farts are just ripping right out of me", " no dude sounds like you have a bad case of rectal hammering".
by Willy Lickit February 17, 2015
mugGet the rectal hammeringmug.

fuckin hammered

Beyond hammered but not quite shitfaced
Dude, I am fuckin hammered!!!

Did you see Chris last night? He was fuckin hammered!
by I<3BEER! June 13, 2011
mugGet the fuckin hammeredmug.

Hammer Tits

Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.
Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!
by HammerTitties January 13, 2016
mugGet the Hammer Titsmug.

shit-hammered

A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.
Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!

So thats why i threw up this morning.
by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010
mugGet the shit-hammeredmug.

The Hammer of The Cause

A person who is fighting for, or enforcing the will of a generic sometimes non-existant cause.

The background of this word is me, Murdoc, who is the original Hammer of The Cause.
"Murdoc takes care of the common man, he is The Hammer of The Cause."
by Murdoc June 3, 2004
mugGet the The Hammer of The Causemug.

harry hammer

When a man's pubic hair is longer than his penis.
No chick wants to suck me off because of my harry hammer!
by Artemus_Cain July 11, 2009
mugGet the harry hammermug.

charles the hammer

that pimpin' French guy who kicked muslims out of france.
he delivered an ass- kicking like charles the hammer! damn!

If Thor was human he'd use charles' hammer.
by nexapparatus33 October 20, 2011
mugGet the charles the hammermug.

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