Hide the wiener

A instance of sex involving the penis, usually euphemistically.

I hear Susie caught her husband of eight years playing hide the wiener with the local whore. She’s filing divorce papers this week.

by LyassacheckList October 20, 2023

Hide and Go Pee

Hide and Go Pee is a game similar to Hide and Go Seek. In Hide and Go Pee the person who is it tries to find a place to hide and to urinate in that location. The rest of players try to prevent the first player from urinating in their hiding spot. The game requires two or more players and location with spot to hide and urinate in. Normally an indoor game, but maybe played outdoors.

Comes from American Dad! season 5 episode 12, May the Best Stan Win.

Snot: Let's just play a normal game.
Barry: HIDE AND GO PEE!
Group: Barry, no!

by LSam October 27, 2023

Hide

Happy…
I wish I could be…

But my happy keeps

playing hide and seek…

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 26, 2023

Hide and Sneak

instead of being forthright and honest with their actions, these people think its easier to hide from you then sneak around to avoid reality.

Hey, I saw your girlfriend at the bar across town. I thought she said she was going to church tonight. She must be playing Hide and Sneak.

by knowconcept December 28, 2023

Hide it

Javion Arnold

Jv is a hide it and tryna force the schmuck on trey

by Tmwlak04 January 18, 2024

Hiding

A physical beating.

Oh, you're gonna be sorry... AFTER I GIVE YOU A FUCKING HIDING!

by carrot34344pp February 4, 2024

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023