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~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?

The result of running your finger across the keyboard whilst holding shift when you're really, really bored. Get off your computer and do something productive.

~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?

Person: ~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
Google: "Urban Dictionary ~!@#$%^&*()"
Person: *clicks*
*sees results telling them to do something productive*
*doesn't*

by carrot34344pp November 17, 2023

Pizza

A dish that is known to cause a heart attack or stroke because of all the fat and other shit they put in it.

I almost died from eating a pizza because of how low quality it was. I had intense stomach pain afterwards, and before you know it I was at the toilet spewing shit out of my mouth.

Person 1: "Hey bro you ever had pizza?"
Person 2: "Can't bro, that shit gives you a stroke"

by carrot34344pp December 3, 2023

Hiding

A physical beating.

Oh, you're gonna be sorry... AFTER I GIVE YOU A FUCKING HIDING!

by carrot34344pp February 4, 2024