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Definitions by carrot34344pp

Oh, you're gonna be sorry... AFTER I GIVE YOU A FUCKING HIDING!
Hiding by carrot34344pp February 4, 2024
A dish that is known to cause a heart attack or stroke because of all the fat and other shit they put in it.

I almost died from eating a pizza because of how low quality it was. I had intense stomach pain afterwards, and before you know it I was at the toilet spewing shit out of my mouth.
Person 1: "Hey bro you ever had pizza?"
Person 2: "Can't bro, that shit gives you a stroke"
Pizza by carrot34344pp December 3, 2023

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The result of running your finger across the keyboard whilst holding shift when you're really, really bored. Get off your computer and do something productive.
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Person: ~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
Google: "Urban Dictionary ~!@#$%^&*()"
Person: *clicks*
*sees results telling them to do something productive*
*doesn't*