Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.

He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.

by tammy yammy from miami August 13, 2016

The Blind Gummies

The Blind Munchies as experienced by a person, usually a senior, who needs but does not have serviceable dentures.

Man, I got such a serious case of The Blind Gummies on my 70th that I hit up the 7-11 for all of its chips.

by The Texian September 05, 2018

gummy gator

getting top from a florida woman with leathery tanned skin

glenda gave me the best gummy gator at the retirement home.

by 1980mke May 09, 2024

Gummy wormin

Put one end of the gummy worm in your mouth and the other in someone’s asshole, and play tug of war

Damn girl, he’s probably good at gummy wormin

by Trojanv3 August 05, 2018

Gummy wormin

Put one end of the gummy worm in your mouth and the other in someone’s asshole, and play tug of war

Damn girl, he’s probably good at gummy wormin

by Trojanv3 August 05, 2018

kentucky gummy

Ken· tucky gum· my / kən-ˈtə-kē ˈgə-mē

1: Fellatio performed by a resident of a

Kentuckian nursing home or retiree

community.

I stopped and got a Kentucky Gummy while visiting Grandpa at the old folks' home.

by KaptainKillbilly December 11, 2020

Gummy Brain

When you are drunk/high, and begin to say things incoherently and not comprehend anything.

“Hey what do you want to watch on tv?”
“Erhh hav you herd that nu sooshhi eating downtown?”
“Huh? I asked if you wanted to watch tv, Do you have gummy brain or something?”

by Maxmcc91 April 13, 2023