Feeling responsible or regretful for a perceived offence, real or imaginary. Can be part of the grief reaction.
by Supportivejenny March 29, 2020

Nope.
Hym "Guilt isn't my problem. My problem is my problem. Resolution of the problem or death. No in between. No negotiation."
by Hym Iam June 8, 2024

The guilt that comes with leaving your city for a more affluent area after college, despite the best attempts of your professors and others to prevent it.
Paul: "I had this crazy dream last night. I was on trial for planning to move to Chicago, but the jury was made up of my professors. When the judge asked for the verdict, one of them stood up and said, "We have no verdict. We're just extremely dissappointed in him."
Bob: "Sounds like you have a serious case of brain drain guilt bro."
Bob: "Sounds like you have a serious case of brain drain guilt bro."
by Simon Dylan October 8, 2011

Young celebrity hottie. You're doing things to him/her inside your head that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Then you remember that they achieved celebrity status when they were just kids. Now, even though they're All Grown Up, you feel like a retroactive pedophile. That guilt you're feeling? AGU-guilt.
You: Gods, Emma Watson...I would love to bend that over and cast Penis Insertium on her!
Friend: Really? Did you feel that way when you saw her in the first Harry Potter movie? Y'know, when she was nine? When did this surge of deviance fall upon you?
You: (silently awash in a wave of AGU-guilt)
Other examples: Alyssa Milano, Kirsten Dunst, Danica McKellar, Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere, etc.
Friend: Really? Did you feel that way when you saw her in the first Harry Potter movie? Y'know, when she was nine? When did this surge of deviance fall upon you?
You: (silently awash in a wave of AGU-guilt)
Other examples: Alyssa Milano, Kirsten Dunst, Danica McKellar, Lacey Chabert, Hayden Panettiere, etc.
by Reginald Maudling February 13, 2010

A feeling of feeling guilty because of a dumb reason or for no real cause, or in other words brainless guilt, just like ogers who are usually depicted as dumb and unintelligent
I felt an oger's guilt for not buying my brother a new console after promising him while I was drunk
by Mrknowitall1111 December 10, 2021

The process of showering after having sex with or messing around with someone you later regret. it is often done more than once, and can be a sort of therapy. it is a psychological way of removing all traces of those people you regret being with, by "washing them off."
by annthepixie_ November 20, 2016

a nagging feeling that dinosaurs didn't deserve to go extinct, since they weren't unfit for their environment - it was the environment that turned on them overnight, which is unfair. thus the success of mammals a result of dumb luck at best, and cheating at worst.
by cloverjuice June 25, 2025
