Goke

A modern-day joke. The concept of a "goke" was invented by kyleiskool in 2006. After being spread and put into common usage by itotallyrock and PilotsOfTheWest, it was officially declared a replacement for jokes in 2008. Using the word "joke" and referring to anything as a joke is now illegal.

"Did you hear the goke about the two jews and the bar?"

by Peter J. Winston May 11, 2008

Gooked

kooked (acting crazy while completely sober) and geeked at the time

i was kooked before hippy rock, but now i am gooked

by chickmomas March 21, 2019

grocery-store-bouncer

a security gaurd . usually found at malls , grocery stores.

Look at that grocery-store-bouncer , I bet he got his badge from the mickey mouse school of public safety.

by smaii victory July 12, 2006

grocery bag shit

When you have to shit extremely bad when your water is cut off. You put a grocery bag over your toilet, and then get a few more. If you don't want to touch the water that the bag was in, that's where the extra bags come in. After you are through throw that shit out side somewhere.

Damn. It's 6 in the mornin and my daddy don't got his water on, so I improvised a an efficient shit. The grocery bag shit

by stolo2 March 5, 2011

gookeye

When somones eye is half closed and the other one is fully opened

Damn! Look At Joey's Gookeye!

by Robert Angleis May 6, 2005

Grocer

A person of Asian persuasion who stinks of curry and owns a corner shop.

That's another bloody Grocer looking for shops to buy again!

by shammies October 20, 2008

Gooked up

A term used for when liquids build up in pipes or any area as to potentially cause problems with the normal function of the area.

The air intake valve of my car engine was gooked up with bad fuel that needs cleaned out.

by flygirl2 April 28, 2009