Griffin

Griffins come across as smug little assholes, but Griffins are also soft and caring. You'll find yourself most comfortable in the presence of a Griffin. Griffins slowly become your best friend. And one day you wake up and come to terms that you've fallen in love. Griffins are funny, great story tellers, and deeply compassionate. Griffins have strong personalities. Griffins have a romantic sense past life and will grease up their hair and binge on everything oldies and 80s. Griffins are sarcastic little sons of bitches with a little dash of anger issues, but Griffins have big, loving hearts.

Man, Griffin is the modern John Bender; he has so much edge and so much heart.

by 5w33tC4r0lin3 May 12, 2018

Griffin

He is a cringe ass nae nae baby. Only his mom likes him. She's dead though. He likes big chungus a little too much. Uses discord for all forms of communication. Payed Belle Delphine a total of 60 dollars.

John: Do you know Griffin?
Phil: Yeah, I hate the dude!
Gus: ME too!
Tucker: ME three!
Sam: LETS JUMP HIM!
Everyone: IGHT LETS GO!!!!
(Griffin was at home snorting sawdust during this convo)

by Godlover505 February 20, 2020

peter griffin

epic and swag go gay yourself

peter griffin is my dad

by gay die October 26, 2018

Griffen

Griffen- To expell the entire contents of you mouth and nasal cavity (snot) in a 2ft 220 degree radius of the direction he or she is facing when they Griffen. Griffening is usually enduced by laughter or extreme shock.

He tried not to griffen but when I called him a government test monkey he couldn't hold it in.

by Admirizal April 15, 2006

griffin

to refuse to move, especially in the face of fierce opposition

I told Jeff that I wasn't going to give him a ride home no matter what but he simply plopped himself in the passenger seat and decided to griffin until I took him home.

by ledzeppelinkicksass1 September 9, 2010

Griffin

A kid who smokes lawn grass and watches a lot of horse porn

Griffin: hey bro wanna go fuck a horse??
Arnold: kill urself

by That one kid who likes horses November 19, 2014

Griffining

The act of or the act of trying to have sex while watching The Family Guy

I was Griffining this broad last night and before i knew it "Good For You"

by knickntio July 10, 2009