Chris said he won't help sweep the shop because "he makes too much dust". He'd rather just smoke his pipe and stand around. What a yard gnome.
by UCSteve November 4, 2009
Get the yard gnomemug. Suburban Hell residents. They are typified by their desire to avoid any and all contact with everyone that does not live within 20 foot, or two house, radius of their home whenever possible. They also are consumed with continuing the mundane and boring lives while not confronting wrong doing in public.
The house gnomes keep there heads down and avoided any confrontation when I cut in front of a bunch of them in a line at the store in Suburban Hell.
by B.R. Eastman June 30, 2009
Get the house gnomesmug. No one actually knows what it means. It is a quirky little phrase that most people don't really get to use. Its fun to say.
**WARNING: Do not actualy suck on lawn gnomes, they are a choking hazard**
**WARNING: Do not actualy suck on lawn gnomes, they are a choking hazard**
by Kayla April 16, 2005
Get the sucks lawn gnomesmug. A term to describe one who plays video games and role playing games so much, that they have lost all touch with reallity. They think that they are really the characters that are on the games, I.E, military game players actually think they are warriors, role playing game players think they are gnomes.
A term to use at a bar to repel women who are giving you unwanted attention.
A term to use at a bar to repel women who are giving you unwanted attention.
Sweet Baby Jesus! He has a L.O.R tattoo! He must be a 10th level Gnome.
Fugly Girl: You are so hot, I want to go home with you.
Annoyed Guy: I am a 10th Level Gnome.
Fugly Girl: You should shoot yourself.
Fugly Girl: You are so hot, I want to go home with you.
Annoyed Guy: I am a 10th Level Gnome.
Fugly Girl: You should shoot yourself.
by leadthrower August 29, 2006
Get the 10th level gnomemug. Guy #1: Hey man, I heard on the news that the local Home Depot was broken into and all the police found was a bunch of garden gnomes with cum on them.
Guy #2: Gross, homie! That fucker must have had a Garden Gnome Fetish!
Both: Whoooooaaaaaaaa!
Guy #2: Gross, homie! That fucker must have had a Garden Gnome Fetish!
Both: Whoooooaaaaaaaa!
by Miss Informative January 17, 2012
Get the Garden Gnome Fetishmug. The trash gnome is the selected person, out of a group that sits together for lunch, that throws everyone's trash away. Currently an in-joke between a few people... you know who you are.
The position of Trash Gnome should be considered as a trade-off; you have the Holy Privelege of eating lunch with us (although we hate you!) provided that you throw out all our trash.
Also known as Trash Fairy, Trash Elf, Trash Nazi.
The position of Trash Gnome should be considered as a trade-off; you have the Holy Privelege of eating lunch with us (although we hate you!) provided that you throw out all our trash.
Also known as Trash Fairy, Trash Elf, Trash Nazi.
Me: Shivam, YOU'RE the trash gnome! <a strong-handed push of the large trash can commonly found in our school>
Him: No, I don't want to be the trash gnome <push of trash can back to me> - now give me a dollar or you get ketchup all over yourself.
Him: No, I don't want to be the trash gnome <push of trash can back to me> - now give me a dollar or you get ketchup all over yourself.
by aleclair April 17, 2006
Get the trash gnomemug. Person in chat: Yo check out this crazy snipe i hit on cod!!
Streamer: Sure!
Video: YOUVE BEEN GNOMED!
Streamer: Sure!
Video: YOUVE BEEN GNOMED!
by Dickeater515 April 22, 2020
Get the Youve been gnomed!mug.