Gilfmas

Gilfs at the beach

During the summer I like to go to the gilfmas beach, because I'm horny.

by Joe Biden's Best Friend July 3, 2022

GIAFS

Google
is
a
Free
Service

--"I need answers right now!"
--"GIAFS"

by RainaElf July 8, 2022

Gilf

A grandmother I would like to fuck

Damn bro, your grandma is a gilf

by Thrilling August 28, 2022

GILF

A term playing off of MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) except the G stands for one of many things: Grandmother, Grandfather, Girl, or Guy. As such it can be used as a gender neutral term.

"Damn that dude is such a GILF, I'd pay money for a piece of that change"
OR
"Holy shit that old lady must bathe in the fountain of youth, totally a GILF"

by MichealRaphone September 1, 2022

Gifs

Eyes

Your gifs really turn me on

by The Sexy Greek October 20, 2022

GILF

Grandparent I’d Like to Fuck. Just like MILF or DILF except with a grandma or grandpa.

Someone who is a grandparent (or at least old enough to be one), but still very attractive and fit. Bonus points if their hair is gray or white and they’re visibly old, like a Silver Fox.

Generally they are at least 50 years old, even though it’s possible to become a grandparent in your 40s.

Teenager watching Doctor Who in the early 70s:
The Third Doctor is such a GILF! I hope I look as good as him when I’m old!

by popsicleprincess January 12, 2023

Gilstrap

Having a set of strap-on gills or the condition of being strapped to the gills with weapons. The act of farting or shitting yourself in public can also be known as getting your Gilstrap on. There is a conspiracy theory going around that the hidden wet fart device used by GilstrapTV is also called a Gilstrap itself, but nobody has really ever seen it so we can't be sure exactly what that device is or if the star of the show himself just happens to go by the surname of Gilstrap and that device has no apparent name at all.

Quincy: "Dude, you just shit yourself!"

Cornelius: "Don't mind me. I'm getting my Gilstrap on!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 9, 2023