Gelch

The art of massaging one’s gooch

My girlfriend and I had an intense gelch session last night.

by Felchlord17 March 30, 2024

geltching

The act of applying pressure to an erect penis straight down for a prolonged period of time till the genitals recede in size and length.

Christian was geltching in math class because he was jealous of Ayden’s micro penis.

by Geltchig man May 1, 2024

gelch

when in doggy or missionary, (for gay men) the gooch is brushed by your partners tongue down to the anus. Then the partner insterts said tongue into anus very vigourously.

Jason gelched Dorian the other day and it was very saucy.

by Shushumga May 13, 2024

Geltchmaxxing

Geltchmaxxing, or "Geltching" is the act of stretching one's anus to an extreme diameter. Geltching is more commonly known as anal dilation, the one key difference that separates them is the method in which they are performed.

I've been Geltchmaxxing super hard lately! Hopefully now that 2-liter bottle will fit in there.

by super duper fat retard May 24, 2024

gelching

The process of sounding another man while he is urinating with a bendy straw, (preferably a McDonald's straw) and slurping it all out.

Aw man, me and Jamarkounwious really REALLY wanted to go gelching, but we didn't have the legal qualifications for it.

by patty0513 May 24, 2024

gelching

The act of using your own fingers to widen your anus

"I was lowkey gelching yesterday bro"
"Yo me too gng"

by Goonforce June 5, 2024

Gethmira

Negtive rizz gay ness

OH he is such a gethmira

by Billcyfer June 6, 2024