Guido JR

Guido JR is the odor that can be smelled when standing downwind from a red firebird, a rosary, 80s hair band rock music with various rap songs in the mix, and an inside out penis (surgical vag)

Man, did you smell that Guido JR today? Damn, smelled like french toast dipped in shit!

by Kickass-red mist July 22, 2010

guido

First of all the only way that you can be considered a Guido is to be Italian and only Italian. People throw it around as a derogatory term but it is not always like that. Yes they have a blowout with alot of gel in their hair and yes they wear chains and shirts that actually fit a person instead of the ones that are so big that they look like they are wearing a dress...yes most of them are from New York or the Tri-state area and they do have a New York accent...Most of them do drive nice cars with the bangin system, which everyone else who is NOT a Guido sweats...so before anyone goes and tries to talk shit about bein a Guido, it's probably because they subconsciouslly wish that they had everything that the typical Guido has.

I am a Gudio...I am from New York...My hair is gelled up...I drive that nice car with that bangin system...My clothes primarily consist of Armani Exchange, where each one consists of about $35 per shirt where your clothes are probably from wal-mart...so before you go and talk trash, jus realize that your probably wanting to be jus like us...the ones who have what they want...

by "That NY Guido" April 9, 2005

Punk Rock Guido

Italian American who is a fan and a street renegade punk with a true Italian last name

oh that kid Lukas Balducci hes one Punk Rock guido man hes a spectacle!

by renegadeninja123 June 20, 2011

Guido grenades

Meatballs; specifically the large Italian type, as opposed to the smaller Swedish variety.

My grandmother was up all night making Guido grenades for my brother Sal's wedding reception.

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

Geddon

Comes from the work armogeddon referring to stinky sweaty person of Armenian decent who denies the existence of deodorant. They can be quickly distinguished by their immense amount of hair, and sweat. They wear white t-shirts and tear off sweat pants with a lot of "bling bling" around their neck. They enjoy smoking stinking and being annoying.
Usually preceded by the word damn.

Damn Geddons are taking over this town.

by Q-Bert April 4, 2003

geico

v. fornification with a lizard
n. shitass commercials

Killer: give me your money. even if you don't i'm still gonna kill you

I just saved a piss load of money on car insurance by not going to geico

by Phil January 27, 2005

The Guido

You thrust a woman(or dude) until they say that they are cumming, next quickly pull out and say "Han shot first".

So I was giving it to this chick last night. She was about to cum and bam i pulled The Guido on her.

by Steve the Mandelorian May 18, 2010