Garfield is a tired-out sack of shit about a fucking obese cat who eats all the food in the house and is probably from Boston. His owner's ambiguously gay and strangely attractive.
by AflacJack January 18, 2005
Get the garfield mug.A "Boner Garage" is a place to park your lovely boner! Your significant other or that hoe Sheva that you met down the street could often serve as your "boner garage".
Hot German boy walks down street and calls to neighbors, "Gutentaugh! I'm going down town to meet my boner garage! She hot American woman!"
Laughs in high voice at the thought of finally filling his reserved parking space.
Laughs in high voice at the thought of finally filling his reserved parking space.
by atthesametime69 August 7, 2018
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by KrunkK August 11, 2010
Get the 1313 Garfield mug.A place where nerds, losers, and all around fuckoffs can congregate to feel like big shots and get their epeen stroked.
by bigrexx December 16, 2008
Get the garage box mug.Munching on a Garfield(massive) sized amount of food after participating in the act of smoking marijuana.
by SETARIP23 November 22, 2011
Get the Garfield mug.A garage fail, is a play on the words "garage sale," and is used as a declaration that a particular garage sale is so bad, often with very few items, that it is not worth stopping at.
"Do you want to stop at this garage sale?"
"NO! All they have is a couple of boxes of clothes... more like a garage fail."
"NO! All they have is a couple of boxes of clothes... more like a garage fail."
by Leitmotiv February 16, 2014
Get the garage fail mug.A person who is always in a garage working on vehicles. Can take a vehicle apart and put it back together with their eyes closed.
Whenever driving by Freeman's house the garage door is always open and he's in there working on some sort of vehicle, garage rat for sure.
by Elvis Jennings June 2, 2015
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