goatsman

someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who does not believe in the efficiency of modern travel technology such as planes or high-speed trains.

Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his goatsman, whom his mother recently married, for advice on the best method of travel. The embittered goatsman remarked he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.

by Ryan Krisac August 9, 2006

sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

some random asshole that was generated by chatgpt made this ass song that is a fucking circus song which unfunny youtube shorts user use this just to get fatherless (im serious don't use that lyric or you will never piss properly again)

youtubeshortsuser:sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
me: 102.67.213.98
youtubeshortsuser:oh shit

by Vistaballs_0 October 25, 2023

billy goats gruff

when someone, usually a female, gets their pubic hair cut into the shape of a farmland animal, preferably a goat.

"alex told me his ex girlfriend laura got a billy goats gruff yesterday"

"dude, seriously?"

"yeah..her dad did it for her!"

by Alex Lee in plymouth January 6, 2008

The Great Gatsby

A "classic" novel, The Great Gatsby is a book that English teachers find necessary to assign their students to read, even though the plot is stupid, and everyone ends up dead, alone, or unhappy. Nobody knows quite how this book became a classic, but the '70s movie remake of the book stars Law and Order's Sam Watterson.

While his students' brains melted out of their heads due to boredom, the English teacher droned on about the signifigance of Gatsby's car being yellow throughout the boring novel, The Great Gatsby.

by The Kid whose brain was melted out of his head June 12, 2006

Gatsby

To be a Great Mystery. Also known as Simonetti. To lie about having wealth.

"'Did you hear about how Gatsby wrecked his BMW that he just got?' 'Go figure that he mysteriously wrecked it after only a week.'"

by Cuban to the B May 14, 2005

goatshe

The hair on the chin of a woman who needs a good shave. This hair definitely does not belong here.

Look at that woman's goatshe, that thing needs a wax job!

by Bill Zane January 18, 2007

GYAS

Girlfriend Your Age Syndrome.

A most common disorder found on human adult males. It is caused if the patient is in a long term relationship with a female of roughly the same age, give or take 7 years.

"He wanted to go to Munich for Christmas, she wanted to go to Paris, finally they settled somewhere in the middle, they are going to Paris."

-GYAS problems

by Sácri July 24, 2012