Gage Ortiz

great friend but is an asshole in his own way he fucks with you in a funny way but will always be there for you great guy pussy magnet and overall a good friend keep him if you find him

1 gage ortiz is awesome

by Gage ortiz January 6, 2020

gage

a femboy

a femboy owned by maxi

"woah, hey look at that pretty boy"
"he's definitely a femboy"
"no.... he's a gage"

by ababababaabbbababaaba January 1, 2023

Gage

A gage is a dude with a absolute giant penis. He will always lie and say it’s small but just ask any woman he’s slept with. He left them all as cripples.

Gages Dick is so big that I thought it was his leg

by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021

Gage

The name Gage means "a valued object deposited as a guarantee of good faith." However this only applies to people who don't put their own name on urban dictionary, in this sense Gage means some lonely redditor that puts in urban dictionary and makes the definition "Oh GaGe Is SoMeOnE wHo Is ThE bEsT fOr AnY gIrL aNd HaS a HuGe CoCk" .

Kyle: Hey did you invite GAGE to the party?
Gauge: No, when I walked into his room he was shirtless with reddit on one screen and urban dictionary on the other.
Kyle: Oh why was he on urban?
Gauge: Well when I got closer he was putting in a definition for his name
Kyle: .... ok what's so bad about tha-
Gauge: The thing is he put it as a guy is the most tallest most wonderful man a girl could ever meet with the largest cock around
Gauge: Isnt GAGE 5'6 and a dick while at the same time weighing 400 pounds?

by Not-a-gay-guy298 January 7, 2021

gage gain

a saggy eyed person

OMG he has the ugliest saggy eyes EVER!! his name is gage gain....

by narwalkateater123 October 10, 2016

Gage on her own spit

When a sex partner (male or female) chokes on their partners oral orgasm because saliva has mixed with the deposit and becomes too much to swallow

She played with my "load" too long in her mouth and began to gage on her own spit.

by BallHammer December 30, 2010

Gage

Gage is a really sweet guy, most of the time. He gets mad really quick and is the type of guy that can’t pull. Gage is the person the has long lushes hair but for some reason is always wet. He is always riding someone’s dick but switch’s once a mouth. Gage is the person that girls look at and go “I’d kiss him if I was blindfolded” they also mone saying “uggg I want him to touch my elbow”

I want to hangout with gage, not reallly.

by Justin firmage January 2, 2024