Top Flite

The best or ultimate perfomance possible

You can't touch my skillz baby, I'm Top Flite! -or- Oh you really wanna see me pump it out... I'm a be Top Flite on this mug...

by tscottyd December 22, 2003

gay fraternity stunt

lol so you read the definition for firefart eh? oh well. the act of putting a lighter by your ass after eating those really hot chili spices the night before and letting a rip.

the gay fraternity stunt burned the mans stove, then his house... then the block... then the fire trucks... then him.

by zomblofigus November 25, 2010

mad enough to eat fried chicken

a Deep South colloquialism meaning pissed; seriously chaffed

Lets me tell you bubba, I done ran pa's mower in a ditch, run back inside, and when he a-come lookin' for me, he was mad enough to eat fried chicken.

by hokiescott September 19, 2012

U wona fite m8

The most common reply when no comebacks come to mind.

Person 1: You cock minded poopy little fart shafting wangy wonker!
Person 2: U wona fite m8

by GuineaBlock May 5, 2015

frieb

Slang for friend. Someone you are close with.

We're best friebs!
She's my frieb.

by tclcttb June 3, 2005

Cunt Fried Steak

my personal abbreviation for the Country Fried Steak at work when people order it, you never knew yr waitress was so weird huh?
also when you order the Country Morning breakfast i write CUNT MORNING :P

i need 3 Cunt Fried Steaks on the fly.

by CommanderCutie May 4, 2009

Fried Eyes

Huge eyes, that look like Fried Eggs. Very hard to close, and makes people pretend their hard. Very funny to see someone with fried eyes.

1st Person: Wow look at them huge eyes
2nd person: They look like Fried Eggs
1st person: Hehehe FRIED EYES

by Billy LongJohn June 9, 2008