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MY FRIEND DAISY

My friend Daisy is very nice but.........SHE BULLY ME sometimes, one time she ate my sandwich it had penuts in i shes alecgic to penuts so she started cofing and i laughed and then she went to nurse and she laed down and then she felt beter
My friend daisy be like:
Me:"Ugh daisy so anoying wish she just go ded"
Daisy: "Eats more of my sanwich without remeber the penut"
by YourLocalApple January 10, 2022
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no better friend, no worse enemy

This person is a badass who sticks closer than a brother, as long as you don’t cross him.
I believe no better friend, no worse enemy is a motto for the US Marines.
by Scottyallen February 7, 2018
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boy best friend

boy best friends are they best. they’re sorta like your boyfriend but like ur not. you eventually date but not u. u guys end up catching feelings for eachother but no one knows yet. a boy best friend will give u their sweatshirt will wear ur scrunchie. they will cuddle u. they will always be the first person there when u need them and always be ur shoulder to cry on. they’ll do face masks with u and play fight. everyone ships u guys but u guys don’t acknowledge it yet. a boy bsf will give u piggy back rides and all and treat u like a bf. they’ll always be there
by ching king wing April 4, 2019
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Ben's special friend

Often a girl named Freya. They call each other special friends because they are too modest to admit they are with each other. They are often seen showing public displays of affection and having lots of sex.
by Mr Mollestor December 14, 2018
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Your best friend's girlfriend

The girl that your best friend is dating, who is obligated to be a total bitch because of some subliminary life cliche. She will be clingy, possessive, and controlling, giving you little to no bro-time.

You and other friends will be forced to accept her into your social circle, but will talk mass loads of shit on her whenever you get the chance.
Your friend and your best friend's girlfriend-

"Hey bro, you still drinking with us this weekend?"

"Can't dude, I have to hang out with Carly."

"But broski, you've hung out with her everyday for six days now- Whatever, just bring her with."

"She doesn't want too, dude, sorry."
by Austavious Rex March 30, 2010
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Friend Stock

The more friends a person has on Facebook, the more they are worth in regards to their "friend stock".

to acquire high friend stock, you must be friends with people. More importantly, be friends with people that have lots of friends.

"Friend Stock" is similar to the business form of stock, in that you add people who are on the rise and drop people on the downfall.
"Wow, ever since Kyle's birthday showed up on the sidebar, his friend stock has skyrocketed!"

"Too bad for Kip though, he's on the downfall ever since he friended that loser with only 2 friends"
by woahitswes April 13, 2010
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priority friend

A priority friend is the kind of friend you would drop all prior plans to hang out with. The best kind of best friend.
Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?

Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.

Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
by MikeBus October 23, 2010
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