fatherless child

This phrase is used when someone does something so unthinkably degenerate that everyone in the group realises that they were never raised with a father figure.

Yashin is a great example of a fatherless child as he is a bit of a mental patient but lacks the cognitive ability to realise it.

Timmy: *Plays AP Ezreal*
The squad: *ANOTHER FATHERLESS CHILD*

QUEUE THE BLUEFACE

by Kash money man March 1, 2022

father

the male parent

my father, the male parent is died.

by masud karim December 18, 2008

mother father

An explicative that implies that it's denotee is both a mother and a father; which is at this point a medical impossibility. It is also used idomatically because of it's close relation to the word mothafucka. The word has gained much popularity in conjuntion with the latter: chinese dentist.

Kimberly: Would you help me with the clasp of this necklace? Oww! you just pinched me you mother father.

or

Stuart:This boat detailing job is getting to be a real drag.

Monty: Sure as shit is. Let's ditch these rich ass mother father chinese dentists and go rollerblading or something.

by standardApartmentComplex March 8, 2009

father of wesley

A "father of wesley" is when an abusive father,probably named trey, paralyzes your biological father and freeze him in a block of ice. then your fake father(trey)chases after you in a huge redneck truck and makes you wallow around in the mud while video taping you. and only lets you see your real father in his ice block on wednesdays.

"Gaylor Times is such a father of wesley"

by wes master wesley April 3, 2008

Father Butt Dart

A priest, oftentimes Catholic, who has repeatedly inserted his penis into an altar boy's asshole. He has been accused multiple times, and moved to other churches in order for the Catholics to maintain their holier-than-thou attitude.

Father Butt Dart is a pedophile, not to be confused with a homosexual. The upper age limit is about 12.

Did you hear what Cardinal Law said about Father Butt Dart when he was finally called out in public? He said God only chooses special young people to have "that kind of a relationship with a priest".... The higher-ups sure do protect Father Butt Dart.

by Truth Hurts Sometimes March 21, 2011

faathimah

Damnit! I knew my name wont be defined - F.U (my initials btw:P)
well anyway, i guess i'm random, weird with absolutely awesome eyesight! Oh and most probably asian, or arab if not then your looking at wrong spelling, probs =) cya x

My own name is Faathimah so it's hard to explain myself buuuuut..... My friends always say i'm random and I guess I am cos I talk abt random stuff and stuff. I'm weird cos.. Well everyones weird tbh... But I guess I'm like the weirdo of our.. Um group? Yh? And well i'm kinda one that doesn't wear glasses or has glasses in the group too, and i'm kinda suprised cos I thought my eyes would be really damaged by now cos I read in the dark and have my phone on so bright in the dark too so... Well yh.. So yh I guess that's it but idk xx oh and thanks for reading my boring selfs self cos I know I'm not even interesting lol ;)

by Fire;) October 10, 2013

Father

A more detatched way of saying "dad." If you have a bad relationship with your dad, you refer to them as father... unless you're rich and pretentious, then you use father on a daily basis.

Me: My father nagged me again about my future.

by It's Me, Bitch June 6, 2017