De-forestation

The art of shaving one's genitals.

Maggie never learned about de-forestation. Someone needs to vacuum that carpet...

by Sara Lou September 24, 2007

Woodberry Forest

Woodberry Forest, one of the last all male boarding schools in the United States. The guys who attend are widely recognized as the smartest, most athletic, and most desirable guys around. Students are often labeled as gay by those who wish they were nearly as cool and could get half the babes Woodberry guys do. These pathetic individual are called EHS students, aka geeks, ugly ass boys, and steroid pumping brain celled deprived jocks (who, although they shoot up roids every chance they get, still get demolished by Woodberry practically every year) Woodberry guys are generally just all around boss due to the fact that they quite literally own practically every sporting event almost every year, then steal the opposing team's girlfriends because the girls would rather see a woodberry guy every few weeks then your dumbass every day.

EHS girl 1: hey ash you still with that kid from EHS?

Ash: hell no, he was a fucking idiot in bed, couldn't even find the right hole. I chill with the woodberry forest crowd these days. They're soooo fuckin boss.

EHS girl 1: think you could hook me up with one?

Ash: maybe, there's usually a pretty long line.

by gaius - ;) August 25, 2010

foreskins on toast

Nautical term for creamed chipped beef on toast.

It's foreskins on toast for breakfast!

by Chalie Rippin July 28, 2005

Female Forest

Excessive growing of pubic hair around the genitalia of a female. Unnecessary hair which usually gets in the way.

I always thought something was wrong with Brian when he told me he couldnt find her cooter, but then he mentioned her female forest and I had no further doubts.

by Stevie Y December 21, 2004

FOMS

Fear of Missing Something. Constant worry of friends having fun while you're doing something else.

Damn, the girls are going to Dewey Beach this week-end and I have to go to a family wedding. I'm going to have major FOMS.

by R Street Gurl March 15, 2009

creamed foreskins on toast

Military term for the "delicacy" known in civilian life as Chipped Beef on Toast.

Creamed foreskins on toast again? Damn! Thats the third time this week they've served it in the chow hall

by Atomic Johnny July 1, 2006

Formspring

an online bullying website that apparently does not tolerate bullying. You can ask people questions about anything and it is up to them to answer. You can ask questions anonymously or with your name.

person 1: yeah i am getting screwed up on formspring
person 2: yeahh me too soo many sick people out there
person: i think formsprings rad!!

by californiagurlxoxo November 16, 2010