Foot Lettuce

Lettuce that has made contact with your feet, most likely a dirty boot.

This lettuce doesn’t taste so good, I hope it’s not foot lettuce.

by mypawnshop August 4, 2018

clown foot

A person who has big feet and or very clumbsy.

Look at that clown foot!
Hey, clown foot, is it your first day with your new feet?

by Jeff Ries March 19, 2007

Lover’s foot

A beautiful build up of your partner’s sexual discharge in between your toes causing a unique fungal growth of the foot.

May cause a pleasant inability to walk properly.

Billy gave Nick some nasty lover’s foot.

by Og-Bobby-Johnson May 12, 2021

Foot Fart

When you are walking barefoot on a wood floor and make a sharp turn your foot makes a fart sound

I turned to walk out of the room and my foot made a foot fart sound on the wood floor

by flax64 August 29, 2015

foot knuckle

The bony protrusion on either side of the ankle.

Oh man, during that slow pitch softball game my foot knuckle got tore up by a low ball!

by SlOtHs February 18, 2011

foot sucking

When people,who are generally foot fetichists, suck foot on order to get arouses or because they like to do it, like me.

Dude 1: Hey why yesterday you didn't go to the party?, it was such a very funny one, we drank lots of beers bro.
Dude 2: oh, sorry bro, I was at home with Megan, I did some foot sucking to her, it was fantastic, you have to do that fucking think

by I'mDieghoTYbitches January 11, 2016

foot basket

a foot basket is the basket hanging underneath the chair in front of your desk. This is usually found in a school setting, and can also be used to hold books if you want to piss off who sits behind you.

Dude, get your books out of my foot basket. I need a place to put my feet

by iamrogue December 3, 2009