Overprotective football fan

Two people or more arguing over the fact they don't support the same football team (it's fine to have a joke about it but being serious about it is fucking stupid) like it's just a sport and it's alright to be very supportive but not at a level it get very heated and could end up in a scrap.

Bigmanjeff(as a joke) : I don't like *insert football team here* they're shit

Bigoldbilly: you fucken what mate I support them you cunt wanna scrap donny
Oldmansteve: it's was only a joke chill the fuck out man you're an overprotective football fan.

by Wankface6969 November 1, 2017

Freshman Football

A team of freshman & sophomore football athletes. A lot of them will not play and grind at practice like the Senior Football team. Some will just quit the team. A good amount of them will not play the year after. Some will keep on playing. Also known as frosh football.

Kid 1: I wanna be like Viz and play all the years after Freshman Football
Kid 2: Football is gay so I'm quitting
Kid 3: I wanna play just for the varsity jacket
Kid 4: *tackles coach*

by stephen 47 November 4, 2018

daddys football champion

What my non existent girlfriend calls me while having sex and is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch while drinking half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.

Yea he’s daddys football champion

by Idkwhatsgoingonwithlife September 22, 2020

Small football small money

It's a sentence used by hungarian people in Hungary, it's a more clever way to say "TIPSZMIKSZ"

Small football small money asfasfasfasf

by HAMUUD May 18, 2021

bedazzle the football

to allow (usually homosexual) awesomeness to permeate activities generally thought of as heterosexual; to make everyday life a little more wonderful through flamboyancy.
coined by a certain beautiful young man at a GLOW meeting.

my dad keeps signing me up for sports, guess it's time to bedazzle the football...

by sk8ernerd April 24, 2011

smartest guy on the football team

Kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team

by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019

A game of football

Code for a gay makeout session between males. The amount of guys involved is limitless. Could include sexual intercourse and blowjobs as well as anything they want to do. This term is used by closeted and overly masculine dudes.

K: Let’s go play a game of football later!
T: Aye, I’m down bro.

by Shmart dude November 10, 2019