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whatever floats your boat

A conspicuously dirty-sounding but for the most part undefinable sex slur that can mean mosltly anything, as long as it has to do with sex.
John: God, she (that fugly hobag over there)'s gorgeous, I'd do her in a second.

Max: Whatever floats your boat.
by Max P. September 2, 2005
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Don't float your own boat

Someone who gives themselves a compliment, often cocky.
Eric: "I am the best at hockey"
Ann: "Don't float your own boat"
by amkooks March 19, 2012
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We all float down here

When your girls on her period and you still finna smash so you throw on a condom. After you have awesome sex and she cums you're left with a blood covered condom that looks like a red balloon and it has sperm cells floating in it from you cumming
Person 1:And then after I blew it up and told her "we all float down here"

Person 2: ahhh That's sick imma do that with my girl

Person 1: do it with me daddy
*gay sex happens*
by Dabbersavver69 June 5, 2018
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A euphemism for something naughty that one would do to another person.
I want to tickle your fancy floating boat.

I can't wait to get those girls home, and tickle their fancy floating boats.
by ARMWKL August 24, 2010
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what ever floats your boat

in lay mans terms, what gives a guy a boner
guy1: hey dude that girl is smokin hawt!
guy2: nah man idk what ur smokin cuz that chik overthere is smokin hawt!
guy1: eh what ever floats your boat man...
by guy wiffa fro January 3, 2010
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free floating soul system

The mood you get at when high, or simply by deciding not to worry about things you can't solve. The state of mind needed to go along well with your significant others.
Let's set our free floating soul systems so we don't get worried for all the shit we get to know on the news...
by Carlitos Wey December 26, 2008
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Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?
Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?
by come along pond November 26, 2011
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