Flange Cadet

A male homosexual who hs just emerged from the closet, and is exploring and learning about gayness.

Something akin to being an apprentice for gayness.

Crawford was tentative about his sexuality at first, but now he's a fully fledged Flange Cadet.

gay 1 - "Jason! On your knees and get sucking"
gay 2 - "You've got a good little worker there"
gay 1 - "He's my little Flange Cadet"
Jason - "mmhhhfffmmhhhhmm"

by jundell May 14, 2010

flunglebobbit

Similar to a thingamyjig or a whojimaflip; i.e. a space filling word for something of which the correct temp is unknown. Similar to a dooffitflangemonkey.

Could you pass that flunglebobbit there please.

by Dr Scallopboy December 27, 2010

flange stomping

To lay ones foot on a big fat hairy muff.

"I heard you flange stomped Mary, poor little lamb."
"I was flange stomping the other day and.."
"Flange stomping is a favourite past-time of mine"

by ThreeFrenchHens November 1, 2011

Flangeruff

dandruff from ones flange

Peter: OMG look at all the white flecks on the sheets
Judith: Sorry Peter, I'm suffering from a bit of Flangeruff lately

by Fatcatkim November 3, 2011

FANGLEDOR

An odd shaped rat with teeth curved back into his brain.

My mommy got me a Fangledor for Christmas!!

by GingieBro January 3, 2012

Flangelic blooper

A flangelic blooper is a blonde who doesn't realize they are not in the Wizard of Oz as Dorothy.

Mel - Blonde, red slippers, red stick.

'LOOK I'M DOROTHY!!!!'

Me - 'Stop being a Flangelic blooper'

by Joshythehipster April 18, 2012

flangeophilia

another term for a person who has a sexual addiction-also known as flangeophile.

patient:please help me doctor,all i can think about is pussy!

doctor:ah ha! you are showing classic signs of early onset flangeophilia

by Devils Advocate February 23, 2013