fidel

a cool guitar playing G who knows how to make loads of people happy... hes not shy and loves to make new freinds. the kind of creature that hoggs all the bed space

person 1 'oh my god that person is taking up all the room'
person 2 ' yeah he's such a Fidel, im going to sleep on the floor'

by bowie the great March 3, 2009

field

To handle or take care of

The lawyer fielded the press's questions skillfully, giving away no more information than he wanted to.

by Laur June 24, 2003

Fidel Castro

Revolutionary leader and liberator of Cuba from Batista. After a failed military coup he was arrested, made his (in)famous speech ending with the words; "history will absolve me"
sentenced for 26 years but released after 2; went on to start second revolution and liberate the people.

Fidel Castro? doesn't he have an engine-oil named after him?

by Dom January 24, 2005

Puerto Rican Field Goal

When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.

Hurry up I have to shit too, or unlock the door and we can puerto rican field goal it up

by Bobby April 11, 2005

Field Hockey

The best sport ever created. Played mostly by girls. Guys wish they could play. The uniforms are awesome most of the time. The goalies are courageous and some look like they are on steroids. The stick actually doesn't look like a hockey stick that much it is shaped like a "J". The balls are big (That's what she said) and solid. It is easy to get injured but the players are so damn fine that they don't care.

when people say they are going to play the best sport ever immeditaly assume they mean field hockey

by Nikki L. April 11, 2008

field vasectomy

an informally performed surgery, usually without benefit of anasthesia, sterilization, or any kind of hygienic preparation. similar procedures include field castration, field lobotomy, field amputation, etc. in all cases the patient is someone deserving of rough treatment, and the surgeon is the person providing it.

harry: did you hear about cary? his girlfriend found out he was cheating on her, so she gave him a field vasectomy.
larry: ouch!! did she use any instruments?
harry: well, mostly she used her hands, feet, and knees. she did threaten to perform a field castration with a rusty spoon if she caught him cheating again.
larry: jeez, what a dumb fuck. he should have worn a cup.

by earpuller December 28, 2005

Jordan Field

The act of hopping over a fence into a sheep field and proceeding to drop the trousers.

I just totally did a Jordan Field

by TheDudeofNudexx January 31, 2008