Filthy Tuba

Balloon animals made from intestines. Real great at parties.

Clown: "What kind of animal do you want, little boy?"
Kid: "What is a filthy tuba?"
Clown: "i'll show you. Do you happen to have a dog?"

by Bongojangles237 December 19, 2016

filthy tuba

Despite plenty of public ridicule towards the notion of "clown college," it is a fairly sophisticated establishment, full of ancient traditions and practices not known to the common man. An aspiring clown is only allowed to graduate once they complete the sacred ritual known as a filthy tuba. The jovial neophyte will begin by offering up a sacrifice to the old gods, Kid Villain and John Kickjazz of the Insane Clown Posse. Then they will remove the sacrifice's intestine and tie off one end. After blowing the guts up like a balloon, the soon-to-be graduate must tie it into a balloon animal. The sacrifice alone will earn a bachelor's in clownography. In order to acquire a master's degree, the balloon must be tied into a tuba-like shape, and it must be used to perform Beethoven's 3rd Symphony in its entirety.

Johnny: Hey, how are finals going?
Chuckles: I've just got one more: the filthy tuba.
Johnny: Oh, sick. Do you need any help studying?
Chuckles: Sure, let's practice!

by Jiggity-Joe April 27, 2017

Filthy wrister

The manual manipulation of the female genitals by a partner with dirty hands, usually resulting in a UTI.

Her boyfriend looked so hot working on his car the other day, she let him give her a filthy wrister. Now she’s taking Cipro.

by Chris(not)Chelios March 07, 2022

Filthy Animal

Keep the change, ya filthy animal. - Gangster Johnny

Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

by Rubeno25 February 19, 2023

Filthy Giblets

In video gaming: the bloody chunks or pieces of a non-player character's or player's body that are gratuitously thrown in multiple directions, often sliding on the ground or hurtling through the air, after being dealt a direct hit with a frag or other high intensity weapon such as the tau cannon or gauss gun introduced in the game Half Life. Also commonly shortened to gibs, however the usage of the descriptive form defined here provides a much more satisfying form of humiliation to the unfortunate recipient of the high energy weapon blast.

Dude, I just got covered in your filthy giblets when I gauss jumped off your head. I think your scrotum ended up in the next room beside your small intestine. Or maybe that's your colon. I don't know; I can't tell. Are you going to respawn now or just leave the server?

by Scythe October 12, 2016

Filthy Slipper

1- To slip something filthy into someone's mouth.
2- A derogatory name to call a homeless person.

Definition A
Person 1 - What happened last night?
Person 2 - He got attacked by a filthy slipper.

Definition B
There are too many filthy slippers in Oxford.

by actualrealityactupfightaids January 09, 2010

Filthy Shuffle

When filthy p sees Wings (preferably TGI Fridays) and he feels the need to dance

Hey, did you see how Filthy P gets around wings?
Yup he had to hit that Filthy Shuffle.

by Sunroof balla April 24, 2016