Filthy Pushpak

The act of homosexual love making on a bed covered in curry, then afterwords the two men go out on a date at the nearest Dunkin Donuts drive thru.

Do you ever think Pen and Teller perform a filthy pushpak?

by ScottyBeamer August 26, 2020

Filthy wrister

The manual manipulation of the female genitals by a partner with dirty hands, usually resulting in a UTI.

Her boyfriend looked so hot working on his car the other day, she let him give her a filthy wrister. Now she’s taking Cipro.

by Chris(not)Chelios March 7, 2022

filthy tuba

Despite plenty of public ridicule towards the notion of "clown college," it is a fairly sophisticated establishment, full of ancient traditions and practices not known to the common man. An aspiring clown is only allowed to graduate once they complete the sacred ritual known as a filthy tuba. The jovial neophyte will begin by offering up a sacrifice to the old gods, Kid Villain and John Kickjazz of the Insane Clown Posse. Then they will remove the sacrifice's intestine and tie off one end. After blowing the guts up like a balloon, the soon-to-be graduate must tie it into a balloon animal. The sacrifice alone will earn a bachelor's in clownography. In order to acquire a master's degree, the balloon must be tied into a tuba-like shape, and it must be used to perform Beethoven's 3rd Symphony in its entirety.

Johnny: Hey, how are finals going?
Chuckles: I've just got one more: the filthy tuba.
Johnny: Oh, sick. Do you need any help studying?
Chuckles: Sure, let's practice!

by Jiggity-Joe April 27, 2017

Filthy Animal

Keep the change, ya filthy animal. - Gangster Johnny

Keep the change, ya filthy animal.

by Rubeno25 February 18, 2023

filthy jose

The act of pulling your pants down and defecating on a crouching, unsuspecting co-worker.

Frank was installing the ceramic tile in the entry way, lost in his own world, so I dropped a filthy jose on him.

by Customrolla October 23, 2008

Filthy Kevin

Shitting ones pants when undertaking outdoor activities alone. Usefully resulting in the wearing of another persons pants due your own being soiled.

My cousin went hiking and got lost and disoriented. He must had gone the “ filthy Kevin” ,cause when I saw him come back down the hill he was wearing somebody’s pants and not his own.

by The Zurnich July 27, 2023

Filthy Fred

The act of using a meat of choice and violently sticking it up the bartender’s anus

Tyrone: Oh no! Hes doing the Filthy Fred on the bartender!

by Chicken Nugget Flipper November 24, 2021