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feces

From Donnie Darko:
"... and there's feces everywhere."
"what are feces?"
"Baby mice."
"awwww"
by ohwowcarooo January 21, 2008
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harlequin fetus

the worst and most scary thing ive seen ever! please listen to chicken and every one and dont look it up its down right wrong to exploite this on the internet i wish they took it off look at tub girl or gotse but not this but what was worse then exploiting it is sending an email and telling the person that it is funny wich is how i saw it. how sad that the human race has turned in this you people who post it should burn in hell.
i dont think that i need an example after all i said
by kite822 May 6, 2005
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Fetus Face

Nick Brown, or a similar faced person.

Somebody who has a baby face and occasionaly smiles like a small child, or baby, or fetus.

Henceforth, Fetus Face = Nick Brown
ex 1:Hey FETUS FACE!
ex 2: hahahahha, Nick is such a Fetus face.
by lolNickBrownlol April 16, 2011
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blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.
plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.
by bctcf666 December 28, 2007
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Feces pieces

Someone didn't flush the toilet and left a bowl full of feces pieces for everyone to enjoy.
by Dadgad September 29, 2014
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fetus

An unwanted friend who feeds off of the company of a care giver. The fetus is usually the outcast of a group of friends. In most cases, one friend feels bad for the fetus, and gives him company and false friendship. This term is called feeding. In turn, the fetus will will contribute nothing back to the care giver(only because the "fetus" is a loser and cannot possibly contribute anything). The care giver will often get fed up with the fetus when he becomes too attached. Many care givers turn to the method of negative feeding. This happens when the care giver decides to use the fetus as a tool to rid of the fetus. Often involves using the fetus for rides, money, food, beer, or even using the fetus as the butt of all jokes for humor. This often turns into an abortion. This is when the fetus becomes so weak and hurt he either cuts the tie or is pushed out by the care giver. The care giver is often referred to as the UC or umbilca cord. This is a seprate matter.
The plural usage for fetus is the term "feti".
"Hey Dan, you really need to get rid of that fetus! He is really weighing you down man!"
"Dude, why are you so nice to that faggot asian kid? Your just using him as a fetus, because you feel bad for him. Just cut the damn cord, and get rid of that kid!"
by DukeNukeEm December 17, 2008
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living fetus

a living being who is still in fetotic form
I went to the movie theater to see the rated R movie "The Life And Times of Greg Harris," but because it was a story about a living fetus, I changed my mind.
by Adam Saks December 2, 2005
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