false clarity

that state of mind at 2:04 AM when you think you feel good and you want and need to do something, but you really should just go to sleep, actually you should've done so four hours ago

i'm not sure if i'm doing myself any good by staying up at night writing this, maybe this is just me having a moment of false clarity of mind and i really really should just stop because I'm clearly not in the position to make rational, good and healthy decisions for myself RIP i'll sleep tomorrow
oh wait, it's tomorrow

RIP

by personalcomputer May 30, 2017

false start

An alternate term for premature ejaculation. Based off of the penalty in football where an offensive player moves after being set but before the snap.

I wanted to have sex with that girl but I committed a false start during foreplay, so it ended up not happening.

by Devveyovich December 24, 2017

Falseonym

Fake, not a real word. Doesn't exist.

No! Herberjerble is a falseonym!

by Refridgerfreezer February 16, 2018

false click

When you think you read all the signals and clicked with somebody, when in fact they have no romantic interest.

Man I don't know what happened, we hit it off, talked all night, and even touched hands, but she has not text back.

Bro I understand but dude you had a false click.

by theway146 August 21, 2018

Fagstizo

Homosexual mestizo

"Hey John, look at those two same sex mestizos making love."

"Those aren't mestizos Jim, those are fagstizos."

by B. Gabbert March 13, 2019

False Ab-vertisement

The act of sucking one’s gut in to look more fit than actual.

“The dude that was eating a hotdog by the pool totally sucked in afterwards... That’s false ab-vertisement.”

by robpunzel November 19, 2019

False chicken alarm

When you're agitated to get some chicken delivered and then when you can't you realise you don't want any

And I wasnt a false chicken alarm or nothing

by Queen of ceriog November 5, 2019