Dirty Dimitra

Dirty Dimitra is sexting in the workplace getting yourself worked up that you need to sneak out to the toilets with the office dyson hoover to go pleasure yourself.

Anyone know where Madeleine gone? She's doing the Dirty Dimitra!

by BirthdayBoySupreme69 August 6, 2022

mr dimitrov

Sexy ass motherfucker mr dimitrov is so cool he will slide into any married womans dms and find a way to get fucked up with them and show off his 2 millimeter defeater

Mr dimitrov slid into my moms dms one day i now have a stepbrother

by anonymous blushi viewer December 5, 2022

National Dimitri Day

In the honor of celebrating Dimitri’s Achievements, his life, and his impact on society. National Dimitri Day, is celebrated every year on March 13th

We are all celebrating National Dimitri Day.

by ejejehehehhejwjew February 28, 2026

Fuck off Dimitri Day

Dimitri ruins jokes so we fuck him up

“let’s go bully Dimitri because it’s fuck off Dimitri day

by kfc tenders November 12, 2020

Pulled a Dimi

The act of public defecation (usually in public transport) after getting high on weed.

Person A: "Bro have you heard, Alex pulled a Dimi after our last shesh session."
Person B: "Bro that's wild, and he told you that?."

by Dietrich Nordston April 16, 2024

Why is Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing

Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!

Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025