Ass Diamonds

During the act of anal sex the compressing of the penis against feces occurs. The excrement then becomes compacted into a hardened "Ass Diamond".

Yesterday morning Latoya shit an "Ass Diamond" that ripped her ass apart.

My friend Jake has been making "Ass Diamonds" all morning because of his late night over at the frat house.

by The Ass Burglar October 12, 2012

Queen Of Diamonds

A woman that has more than one loving, long-term sexual relationship at the same time, with the full knowledge and consent of her boyfriend or husband. The other lovers are most often but not necessarily other women.

Jennifer is a Queen of Diamonds, she is married to James but also in a relationship with Ted from the cafe and Haley that works at the bank.

by I drink and know things January 1, 2017

diamond blitzed

The best or one of the best highs you've ever experienced after smoking dat dank dank bomb azz bag of chronic..

High: blitzed
best high: diamond blitzed

"that blunt I just smoked had dat bomb chron in it!!! I'm so diamond blitzed!"

by DarealHBIC January 31, 2010

Diamond Dickhead

Refers to someone who works in the diamond industry i.e. a broker who believes that because they deal with exceptional stones on a daily basis they are in fact exceptional themselves.

'I, a diamond dickhead, like to work in the diamond industry because I get to handle beautiful things on a daily basis' - Said as a chat line

by CITY_BOY December 6, 2011

Diameatus

When you're constantly hungry, and realize it's because you haven't eaten any meat all day. It's that unquenchable appetite that can only be relieved by a big-ass burger, steak, leg of lamb, pile-o-bacon, etc. Word was coined by Tony "Thunder" in July of 2011 after eating a life-saving meat lover's pizza.

All I had to eat today was a bagel and some captain crunch. I gotta eat a steak or some bacon soon, my diameatus is really actin up.

by Tony "Thunder" September 18, 2011

Diamond Shield

The protection a woman gets from her wedding ring against men that want to hit on them.

Candice: The reason men do not hit on me is because of my diamond shield.

Carla: Bitch, the reason men do not hit on you is because you are fat and ugly.

by Kboogie May 29, 2012

Diamond girl

A woman that you have a connection with.
All you have to do is look at her and she instantly gets excited and starts panting.
Doesn't happen often but when it does it starts with a long stare. Physical wetness and can understanding that that's your pussy..

From the m moment I saw her I knew she'd be my diamond girl

by Leek1211 May 8, 2019