Dog

100% better than a human and the best friend you will ever get

Guys my dog just ran into a fence

by CaptainBrexit69420 January 11, 2020

Dog

The ultimate overlord that can fucken control human beings

My dog rules over the universe

by Yayeet 777 November 21, 2019

Dog

A canine animal with big teeth and a wagging tail.

My big toothed dog was wagging his tail.

by Zyphonoly May 18, 2017

dog

A crazy thing that drools a lot.Man's best friend.Men must be insane.Some are couch potatoes.Others are crazy,hyperactive killer robots.That's cool.Not as a cool as a cat,though.

Random Person:Man,that dog is crazy!
Another Random Person:You think it has schizophrenia?
Random Person:Maybe,I've seen it drool.Get beaten up by cats.Eat its drool,and sleep in it's poop.Likely answer.Yes.

by Matthew Zhang March 1, 2017

Dog

A good boy/girl.

Example: I have a dog, he loves getting petted.

by Saki Yoshida September 2, 2020

Dog

to fall asleep on someone, either while on the phone (texting or calling) or to physically fall asleep on them

"Sorry I dogged you last night"
"Do you mind if I dog right now"

by doodlebarry July 12, 2017

Dog

The best thing to ever happen to this planet.

I love life because it has so many dogs in it.

by OofSquad October 19, 2017