Detroit Lions

The laughingstock of the NFL.

Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "DETROIT LIONS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"

by Lon August 6, 2006

detachable penis

<noun>

1. A sexual act; only able to be performed in total darkness.
The male penetrates the female's vagina with an object that resembles a penis (dildo, cucumber, banana, etc.); while doing so, the male makes loud and convincing "grunts" and "moans."
Within minutes, the male then suddenly falls out of the bed and "screams," leaving the penis-like object inside of the female.
When performed correctly, the female will panic, scream, and in some occasions faint, thinking the male's penis has "fallen off."

2. A male who has leprosy, and whose penis can literally detach.

1. "No, Cherise didn't get beat up last night. Clint just pulled the detachable penis on her, and she fainted right into the headboard."

2. "Jesus Christ!" <runs from the bedroom>

by Clint & Cherise November 3, 2005

detard

To make less retarded

"I'll need a few minutes to detard this plan of action you've come up with."

by Captain Neckfat January 17, 2008

Detergent suicide

Killing one's own self by mixing common household products to produce hydrogen sulfide gas. Based on the Japanese technique which used detergent as an ingredient.

Detergent suicide is quickly replacing carbon monoxide poisoning as Japan's preferred suicide method and is slowly catching on in the United States.

by amk6897 October 20, 2009

Owl neck detection device

Basically, an owl neck detection device is a device needed to determine where an owl's neck is. It is used when babysitting an owl, when it comes to tucking the owl into its bed. It is needed after you have put the pyjamas on the owl and made it lose its mind (owls are nocturnal- I'm wearing pyjamas but I've got to go out!).

An owl is essentially a one piece unit, its just a head and a body. Therefore a neck detection device is very handy on determining where the blanket needs to be pulled up to.
The neck detection device is essentially just a stick with a pointy thing on it, you put it next to the owl and it points to the neck and you pull the blanket up to that point and remove the device and tip the owl back. Sorted.

"Never put a blanket over an owl. Unless of course you're babysitting an owl and it wants tucking in. In which case, its fine."
"Can you tuck me in please?"
"But I'm never supposed to put a blanket over an owl."
"I'm ever so chilly. Can you tuck me in please, I'm ver-ver chilly"
"Alright just this once but its breaking all the rules.

"Is that it?"
"Its still not high enough"
"What about that?"
"It doesnt even cover my owl boobs!"
"Well how about that?"
"What are you doing?! You trying to kill me you mad bastard? You nearly suffocated me!"
"I don't know where your neck is do I!"
"Well you could have asked! Or at least use an owl neck detection device!"

by Tatie Shploud April 12, 2009

detoxicate

1) to relax or enlighten by removal of alcohol or a drug, especially to the point where physical and mental control is markedly regained 2) to relax or depress to the point of apathy or calmness
related: detoxicated, detoxication

After a night of heavy boozing and smoking he decided to detoxicate and started pounding water.

by curtis gardner August 17, 2008

déteste

a french noun or verb meaning to hate, or dislike very much. It's a form of the word détester used with Je (I).

Je déteste mon pere.

Je déteste tout le monde.

by french t-smith August 7, 2009