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Destoyer

A person who invades someone's house secretly, then steals their cum while sleeping. This must be done in a rape type manner.
That girl is a destoyer, she may go to jail for 10 years
by D.Wingate June 13, 2010
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Destroy dick December

On th first day of December, you must milk your balls once. On the second day you must milk your balls twice and so on until January first
It’s Day 3 of destroy dick December and I’m still going.”
by Crusty The Ass Pirate December 2, 2017
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Destroyer

Often a less attractive friend who remains close in social situations, ready to break up an encounter between her girlfriend and a potential gentleman caller. Most often the Destroyer will barge in if her girlfriend is engaging in conversation with a man, and insist that they need to leave the party/bar.

Like the military definition of the Destroyer, the social scene Destroyer is a smaller, less significant ship that circles the larger boats of the fleet, to protect against air attacks or submarines.

Unlike the wing man, the Destoryer's male counterpart, the Destoryer's main function is not to aid the female necessarily, rather to thwart the male and concurrently assure that she won't be left to her lonesome. Thus while the wing man is selfless, the Destroyer is self serving.

With proper planning, a man can use his wing man to intercept the Destroyer, increasing the likelihood of uninterrupted conversation with the target.
Male 1: Hey, how did things go on Friday? I saw you hitting it off with Karen.

Male 2: Yeah, things were going well, and I think she was into me, but then the Destroyer came and insisted that the both of them had to leave. Wish you could have been there to intercept.
by Jed Cooper March 23, 2008
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Search and Destroy

game in modern warfare 1/2 where its basically team deathmatch with no respawning.
Guy 1: Want to play team deathmatch
Guy 2: Theres too many noobs on team deathmatch, im playing search and destroy.
by joedfsfsdfsfsfdfsdf March 8, 2010
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Weapons of Mass Destruction

Any weapon that causes massive loss of life and massive collateral damage. Technically, these do not include biological or chemical weapons since these do not cause collateral damage, but only massive loss of life (see weapons of mass casualty)
by Pinto July 31, 2003
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hooded destroyer

There has been legends about the Hooded Destroyer, but one thing is for sure; it is an uncircumcised penis that has destroyed the inocence of many.
1. "I destroyed her pink pussy lips with my massive Hooded Destroyer..."
2. The Hooded Destroyer does not believe in foreplay... EVER!
3. The Hooded Destroyer will kill your family...
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