A disease in which your cock grows so massive, when someone pulls or grabs your dick it will immediately become erect.
by Chrispy Chicken4000 May 12, 2018
A disease that affects both men and women, causing them to exhibit hoebag-like behavior within the presence of an attractive peer.
by Gaylors April 26, 2018
Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.
by ak80 August 06, 2014
A 24 hour to 7 day ailment due to excessive deutsching (smoking and/or drinking) over a short period of time. Symptoms are sore throat, loss of voice, mild headache and nausea, and black lung among others. Typically necessitates that the patient takes a few days off from deutsching, or takes a long Power Nap and pops a Celsius before returning.
-Yo, I’m having the boys over tonight for march maddy, tryna pu?
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.
-Poss, I got Deutsch Disease so ima see how I feel after a Power Nap and energy drink.
by Cactus657 March 14, 2023
Vona Disease is a non fatal disease. It is quite common in teenage girls, however, they are not aware of this.
This disease is where girls get flustered (ladyboner ) over hot celebrity guys who are way out of their league.
Vona disease symptoms:
Smiling too much at her phone,
Getting over heated,
Following a large amount of hot male celebrities.
I repeat Vona disease is non fatal disease, but it is an addiction that will course obsession over extremely attractive men.
It is up to us to spread the word of this disease!
This disease is founded by Serena Vona.
This disease is where girls get flustered (ladyboner ) over hot celebrity guys who are way out of their league.
Vona disease symptoms:
Smiling too much at her phone,
Getting over heated,
Following a large amount of hot male celebrities.
I repeat Vona disease is non fatal disease, but it is an addiction that will course obsession over extremely attractive men.
It is up to us to spread the word of this disease!
This disease is founded by Serena Vona.
by Spooderman August 31, 2019
A degenerative mental condition caused by news hosts who deliberately present misinformation so that their viewers or listeners are rendered more ignorant about a topic than if they had not watched or listened to any news at all.
"My uncle thinks that George Bush killed Osama bin Laden. My mom said he's got early onset Foxheimer's Disease."
by Karaoke Joe December 10, 2011
by BaritoneQueen February 04, 2016