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Target Disease

The feeling of having absolutely no energy accompanied by hysterical laughter that usually happens when you smell the metallic popcorn scent that Target stores pump into the air.
Man, I have total Target Disease. I feel like laying down in the parking lot.
by sweetpotatosarah99 October 21, 2010
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MIT disease

Somone who has dyslexia: a condition that causes you to consistently misspell MIT or Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Symptoms may include an excessive use of the letter 'I', randomly adding extra letters, and forgetting the 'ch'.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Joe?
Person 2: Yeah, he has MIT Disease. He just wrote "Massaschusetts Instittute of Technologgy" in his essay!
by Tetartradeded February 6, 2023
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Hoebagginsons disease

A disease that affects both men and women, causing them to exhibit hoebag-like behavior within the presence of an attractive peer.
That girl seems to be showing signs of the hoebagginsons disease.
by Gaylors May 30, 2018
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Donnie Disease

A tongue-in-cheek term for COVID-19 in light of Donald Trump's own infection, following months of downplaying the virus behind the global pandemic.
Did you hear about President Trump? He got the Donnie Disease.
by Zedekiah8 October 5, 2020
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Sparkinson's Disease

Where one is afflicted by the extreme desire to smoke marijuana on a regular basis, and/or, when one feels inclined to provide marijuana for all people participating in said act.
"Bro im sparkin everybody up tonight, its like I got SPARKINSON'S DISEASE
by Dr.Sparkinsons May 29, 2012
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sleeplessdeeznuts disease

This is a very rare disease that was discovered during the COVID 19 outbreak in 2021 by a fellow student from Turkey was infected with it through his own personal laptop during the extreme stress of deez nuts hour and had to be hospitalized at Alkent Hospital, where he is being monitored by Dr. Joe Ma.
Dude are you okay? You look like you have the sleeplessdeeznuts disease!
by JooByden May 19, 2021
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Leena Disease

A rare type of disease than draws in the attention of vulnerable men (USUALLY skinny) by a clapped female. Then, the males usually turn either bisexual (or gay) as well as depressed.
Omg, have you seen Rahul... he looks depressed and gay, he must have the leena disease.
by Papa T January 26, 2021
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