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Persian Cucumber

A beautiful Middle Eastern vegan transvestite's surprise penis.
Bro, I was doing a tour in Iran with the Marines, I picked up this chick at the bar and she gave the a Persian Cucumber.
by Jray82 July 20, 2025
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Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation
After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.
by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020
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Sea Cucumber

A creature that blows up octopuses that accidently drop 8-balls
by Ilovevideos June 1, 2021
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cucumber

A name (of human origin) for the situation occuring on date 2021-01-24T06-10; approximately 1400, where the individual in question, J. Watson Corder, communicated with X, and was able to reach an agreement satisfactory to both parties.
Unsure. For your computer to accept this, I have determined that this sentence must include the term "Cucumber".
by Unk January 23, 2021
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Cold Cucumber Approach

A calm, composed, and strategic method of solving a problem, especially in situations where emotional reactions are common.
Instead of arguing with the panel, she used a cold cucumber approach to present her data and win them over.
by Aman kumar June 15, 2025
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cucumbers and ketchup sandwich

A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
by TheBeanJuicer November 1, 2023
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Cucumber

It tastes like electricity
According to Choi Jisu more commonly known as Lia from kpop girl group Itzy
Mom: have a cucumber!
You: mom that's a zucchini
Mom: cucumber? Zucchini? Eh the same
You: but cucumbers taste more like... Electricity
by Jrevpelayy June 13, 2022
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