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Definitions by Ticklemypurplepickle

Cucumber 10,000

A special dildo disguised and your average cucumber. When one squeezes both sides of the cucumber it begins to light up and vibrate.
Lauren brought her cucumber 10,000 to the sleep over yesterday. Let’s just say no one slept that night.

Hobknocker 

One who wanks off in your local 7 eleven to cheap runway magazines. Meanwhile your in the next stall down.
There’s a fucking hobknocker in the next stall down!
Hobknocker by Ticklemypurplepickle December 5, 2021