Cubiculophobie

Die Angst vor seelenlosen Open-Space-Großraumbüros mit anthrazitfarbenen Schreibtischen, 6500K Tageslichtlampen und gefühlt 78 Online-Meetings gleichzeitig.
Auch bekannt als: Die Legehennenbatterie der westlichen Welt. Oder das schöngeredete Pendant zur Nähfabrik – nur mit Ergonomie-Zertifikat.

Begriffsdefinition von @christiane_mothes, Instagram, 11.03.2026

"Sorry, ich kann nicht in eurem Open Space arbeiten. Meine Cubiculophobie kickt sofort wenn ich diese anthrazitfarbenen Schreibtische nur sehe!"

by ChristianeM March 11, 2026

Cubicuck

A middle-class effeminate white-collar male, usually between the ages 28-50 who probably gets pegged by his wife or doesn't have a wife; instead rotting on a series of dating sites with little to no matches and bland conversations. The name denoting his job position and personality type.

You have to get a job! Why do you want to work blue collar, that's not how we made money back in my age!

Mom, at least I'm not gonna be a wage-slave poor Cubicuck!!

by JJBIGRenq June 5, 2025

cubicle kike

A person of jewish background who hides their identity and is usually confined to desk duty inside of a cubicle in Israel or abroad for the purpose of disseminating propaganda for the Zionist state.

The cubicle kike's aim is to distract others -- wherever there is free speech -- from talking about Zionist crimes by provoking people into focusing on racial themes (ie. black violence, "Islamists", liberal issues, 3rd world migration, etc) on all corners of the internet (news sites, youtube comments, twitter, discord, etc).

Look at the comments in this thread all focusing on everything except Israel, whole place is filled with cubicle kikes.

by TheCollegeGraduate December 22, 2025

sleeping cubicle

A tiny dormitory room, really no bigger than a cubicle.

It's time to hit the hay, guys. I think I'll retreat into my sleeping cubicle.

by Squidsygirl March 13, 2011

Canadian Cubical

A sex move that involves having sex in a work environment (preferably a cubical) on Canada day (July 1). May or may not involve a hockey puck.

Doing the Canadian Cubical made it the best Canada day ever!

by someone else5 September 13, 2011

hotdog cubical-pipe

A Hotdog cubicalpipesalt is when a male genitalia is inserted into a popcorn basket and the salt gets on the purple glands under the head.

" I heard marry saw justin try to put his cock in a popcron basket but he got a Hotdog Cubical-pipe. "

by Bubbles&Nubs September 18, 2016

crowded cubicle

Metaphor for a situation/location: When two or more people get up to now good in a small space.

They felt the urge to do the wrong thing in the middle of their university class, dashing for the storeroom and making it a crowded cubicle.

by Jerkeen Meoff January 27, 2026