captain crook

A Mcdonaldland character themed as a pirate.

Was released from McDonalds due to a gay affair with Grimace's alchoholic Irish uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey

"Did you hear that Captain Crook got caught burying the treasure in O'Grimacey?

by Morty Rosenberg July 6, 2008

I am not a crook

You obviously are. (Methinks you doth protest too much if you actually have to say so.)

Good ol' Tricky Dicky didn't even realize himself how ridiculous he sounded by proclaiming "I am not a crook"; the evidence of his "crookedness" was all right out there for everyone to see. And besides, if he was indeed truly not guilty of anything, why did he suddenly decide to resign???

by QuacksO March 13, 2019

V-crook

to fool a woman into having sex despite undersized penis endowment

Julia got V-crooked, that guy she picked up last night is slung so tiny!

by testytesty July 10, 2005

Crooked Commie

It is when you take a girls democracy away, then kill her.

Yo man, Dmitriy gave that bitch a Crooked Commie.

by Dirty D, the man the myth the legend July 31, 2006

crook

crook: Dick Nixon

Dick Nixon was a crook, so, Dick Nixon before he dicks you.

by Richard Milhouse Noxin May 21, 2003

crooked dick tip

poorly done circumcision can cause the tip, helmet head part, to be cocked to left or right: head not in line with shaft when hard

his crooked dick tip was IMMEDIATELY obvious

by fucked up cock April 9, 2012

crooked dick

some ones who's dick is crooked due to masterbating to porn

he now has a crooked dick.

by amor y paz June 20, 2015