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crimpled

An adjective used to describe a car that has been damaged, whether it be simply dented or smashed beyond repair.
An old woman backed into my car yesterday and now my shit is crimpled!
by Brosti August 6, 2005
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Chimpass

Its a women whose ass can be mistaken for a chimpanzee for it is very fucking hairy

Syn : Monkey's Ass, ATFH, and Ass Jungle
Mick "You bro did you hook up with Lexi"

Drake "Couldnt bro she had Chimpass. Fuck I could find her pussy even if I had a machete"

Mick "Damn"
by RattlesnakeOfAZ April 1, 2011
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chimp

Performing low quality work very quickly. Based on the fact that the entire chimpanzee sex act, from erection to ejaculation is typically less than 3 seconds. The term is currently very common among frumdebars.
I can build you an awesome website by next week for a couple thousand dollars, or I can chimp something up this afternoon for about fifty.
by tafrum December 26, 2010
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Chimp

Can be used as either a noun or a verb. As a noun, chimp describes someone who departs from a public house or club early to return to one's domicile. This could be for a variety of reasons: too ripped up to continue drinking, being ejected by bouncers (a corollary of being ripped) or being under the thumb. The verbal form is used to describe this act of baling out early: thus 'to chimp out'.
The Dwix chimped out again last night. He is such a chimp.
by Yume89 May 10, 2004
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Chimp

(Verb)

To lose all human control and revert back to one's simian roots. Usually resulting from seeing an attractive woman or, if you are a comic book fan, a mint copy of The Avengers #1.
Did you see that girl at the club that I was talking to last night? I was really chimping for her.

Mark looked at the woman and began to chimp heavily.
by Masner May 1, 2009
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chimpanzee

A highly intelligent species of ape found throughout Africa. Chimpanzees are known for their ability to outsmart humans and advanced mathematical skills. They are also outstanding architects and engineers. Chimpanzees were largely responsible for designing the rocket that took Neil Armstrong to the moon in 1969. The term 'chimp' is a derogatory term for chimpanzees that is commonly used by specicists.
That chimpanzee is smarter than any man I've ever known.
by Samantha Fox November 7, 2007
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ching chang chimp

Someone who is part asian and part black; i.e. Tiger Woods. Not to be confused with the halfrican that is a more general description of someone who is half black and half another race.
Who swings through trees but gets into accidents while driving?
The ching chang chimp of course.
Who benefits from being a minority while still being smart?
The ching chang chimp, no doubt.
Who steals your TV at night and then the next day comes by and says "I heard you got robbed?"
That's just a nigger.
by MikeydaV September 14, 2006
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