Covid flatsies

When you used to be a person with a juicy booty or bum and when covid made all of the gyms shut down your butt deflated leaving you with a ‘covid flatsie’.

Have you seen Mackenzie lately? Since the gym has closed her butts definitely been a victim of the covid flatsies.

by sweediepie January 16, 2021

Covid Cafe

An ultra exclusive gourmet restaurant chain with origins in Tennessee. Now with franchises in Texas and New Mexico, the Covid Café features a wide variety of foods ranging from southern to asian to latin delicacies. House specialties include; sweet tea, matt’s thousand dollar (and fifty cent) bacon, and unique signature beverages. Face mask optional. Birminham has a children’s menu made by Hudson and Scarlett. Northern California is the Michellin Star ⭐️ awarded location.

Quarantined for months but i can always go to the Covid Cafe.

by KeekeeN June 6, 2020

Covid terrorist

somebody who willfully goes into public even though they are supposed to be quarantined due to an active corona virus infection or an exposure to corona virus

"Wait, Sally posted that she had COVID last night but I saw her in the bagel shop today"
"Yea, she's a COVID terrorist. She needs to stop terrorizing the community with her COVID and stay home"

by curleyfade89 January 5, 2021

covid eyes

Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.

If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.

by jimmybomm October 29, 2020

Covid Card

What companies do to lessen overhead even if they were able to be open the entire time. The reasoning sounds good, yet we all know the truth, it's about the almighty dollar this time

Holiday Inn Express in Austintown, Ohio uses the Covid Card to close the pool and hot tub at 9 PM (2 hours earlier) even though nobody will be cleaning it until the AM anyways. Normally when Maintenance comes in at 8.

by mormdavid June 24, 2020

Covid Dump

A dump so devastating it has the potential to end humanity.

The type of dump that could ground a plane, close a business, or could be proclaimed as a public health emergency.

Tim: Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. The smell made my eyes water and I think my throat started to close up!

Pat: Yeah man. I took a Covid Dump in there a couple hours ago.

by Ahsential37 April 23, 2020

arse covids

Its the illness Robbo gets when everyone else is getting the oridinary Covid.

Oh fuck I wish this arse covids would go, that's the ninth shit I've had today.

by Corporate_guy July 19, 2020