(Boy 2 takes shot and misses by a mile)
Boy 1: Damn, that wasn't even close!
Boy 2: Yeah, well, the NBA woulda counted it.
Boy 1: Damn, that wasn't even close!
Boy 2: Yeah, well, the NBA woulda counted it.
by runedreamer March 23, 2008
by Feisty Squirrel October 02, 2011
The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.
by Beanie ❤︎ November 07, 2022
Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.
Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.
by scut monkey August 08, 2009
When having sex the female turns out to be a sadomasicist, and begins beating herself about the face with her clinched fist.
dude, i was doing the dirty with this slut last night, and she cominced giving herself a standing 8 count.
by Jon Downey September 19, 2006
by Dan Scum November 02, 2013
A body count of zero means that one is a virgin. Having heterosexual encounters to the fourth-base degree increments one's body count while having homosexual encounters of a similar nature decrements one's body count. Thus, someone who has slept with five men and five women is *technically* a virgin.
Vinny's body count is a large natural number whereas Sean's negative body count requires a sign-bit to store as a 32-bit integer.
by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency October 24, 2018