Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey
by Briz 69 September 7, 2019

the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".
For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
by A "professional" June 3, 2019

When two humans shove random small bits of food up there anus and let it mix with feces then engage in intercourse anally to mix the pot and then eat it.
by Greyhippieman November 1, 2019

an expression, thought, idea or behavior that exists or is upheld as a remanant of past colonial beliefs. These are sometimes not concious acts but instead may come as a "slip" into formerly held ideas from the speaker's society.
-ugh, i am so embarassed of my accent, i don't want to talk to anyone at this party.
-girl! come on now, get over that colonizer's hangover. dont't let yourself feel shame for where you come from!
-girl! come on now, get over that colonizer's hangover. dont't let yourself feel shame for where you come from!
by soquetemojado January 26, 2024

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.
by greenbird23 September 26, 2013
