Circularism

According Triangular scriptures, the willful bretrayal of Triangulist principles. Circularists often refer to the Circle as a liberator from the tyranny of the Triangle. However, it is a lie. For he only wishes to subdue the circularist by giving him false hope that he is a liberator. The Circle only wishes to make all his followers servants to him under oppressive rule.

(sur-kyoo-lur-isum)

The triangle doesn't condemn. It sends all who wish to be with the Circle to the Circular kingdom. However, once there, they will be slaves for the Circle for all eternity. And they will have jagged copper rods shoved up their sphincter for the circle's amusement.

by Mextazectaces-prophet July 8, 2005

circumcised

A procedure in which the foreskin is removed.

When I was eight days old, I was tortured when I was forced to be circumcised as part of a barbaric ritual called brit milah.

by Jon April 5, 2005

Circumstration

During circumcision, when too much is snipped off the penis, this is known as a circumstration.

I had a circumstration when the man accidentally snipped off more than just the flap.

by Mysterion3452 January 2, 2014

the 'Circuit'

A recurring group of 20-something singles, brought together by the consumption of alcohol and the potential for sexual promiscuity or "picking up"; congregating in liquor licensed establishments on differing week nights—in a set rotation—predetermined by drink specials or popularity.

Typically occurring in small to medium size cities where a limited variety of bars or clubs exist, the ‘circuit’, refers to its analogous relationship held to that of sports, where athletes or teams abide by a schedule determining attendance at an event.

Friends of those on the circuit who are “lame, whipped, or gay” usually attend one to zero of the weekly rotation’s scheduled stops. When attending, they leave early for ‘gay’ responsibilities such as, employment requirements in the morning. Circuiters are concerned with hooking up, before any thought of sleep and subsequent AM responsibilities are entertained. Circuit stops cannot be substituted unlike activities on weekend nights.

•What are you doing tonight?: Hittin' the 'circuit'...Wednesday night is Emma's Pub night, obviously”.
•Wanna see a movie tonight?: No — sorry, it’s Joe Dog's on the circuit tonight”.

by PB1234 October 31, 2008

ethical circumnavigation

describes the process of maliciously circumnavigating, or "going around" an ethical dilemma.

By redefining certain citizens as "Undesirables", Adolf Hitler practiced ethical circumnavigation.

by awhslcw March 5, 2009

Charm City Circulator

A sexual act in which the insertive partner stands and the receptive partner is strapped to a wheel of death. As the receptive partner spins around, his or her mouth comes in contact with the insertive partner's genitalia and oral sex is performed, albeit intermittently.

Didjya hear she gave Poe a Charm City Circulator last night? She was so dizzy from spinning she passed out!

by AddyDemTaps August 22, 2012

circumcision

Circumcision is a form of barbaric sexual-sadism. removes most or all of the frenum and ridged band, and a fair amount of shaft skin and inner mucosal tissue. the remaining nerve endings of the penis are made even less sensitive through constant rubbing against clothing and keratinization of the now exposed glans and inner mucosal tissue. Lord knows how much agony a baby goes through during the procedure. For anyone who doubts how barbaric and bloody it is, the videos are on the net if you have the stomach for them. You'll never hear such bone-chilling wailing from a baby in your life.

Aside from circumcision, there's another term for the removal of healthy tissue from a newborn baby, and it's called child abuse.

by canadiana November 10, 2006