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Circularism 

A system of beliefs that advocates for the supremacy of one's friendgroup (read: their CIRCLE of friends) above all others. Often involving complex schemes and especially esoteric language & terms. Generally encourages "networking" to assimilate useful persons into the Circle. Can seem cult-like to outsiders but in truth is mostly harmless. Mostly.
...but you can't hack the elections if there were no elections in the first place.
This is why Circularism is the supreme ideology.
Circularism by Circle Man November 9, 2018

Circularism 

According Triangular scriptures, the willful bretrayal of Triangulist principles. Circularists often refer to the Circle as a liberator from the tyranny of the Triangle. However, it is a lie. For he only wishes to subdue the circularist by giving him false hope that he is a liberator. The Circle only wishes to make all his followers servants to him under oppressive rule.
(sur-kyoo-lur-isum)

The triangle doesn't condemn. It sends all who wish to be with the Circle to the Circular kingdom. However, once there, they will be slaves for the Circle for all eternity. And they will have jagged copper rods shoved up their sphincter for the circle's amusement.

theorem of facebook circularity

If someone finds a random person on Facebook and clicks on a random friend, then clicks on that random person's random friend and so on and so forth, then the original person (the clicker) will eventually circle back until they find someone with a "mutual friend."
Bob sees Sally's profile. In Sally's profile, Bob click's on Terry's friend icon. After being rerouted to Terry's profile, Bob clicks on Jerry's friend icon...etc...until Bob finds a mutual friend. This is due to the "theorem of facebook circularity."

circulars 

The adverts that come in the newspaper, usually every Sunday.
circulars by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

Circularium 

An oval or circular plaza or outdoor space.
The circularium in the center of the city bustled. An ornate fountain, teeming with water, gleamed at the center.
Circularium by Diecypher February 5, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026